Another Stunning Success for Rudy Giuliani!

H/T Scissorhead DCap

Have you heard that Just for Men hair dye model, Wrong-Again Rudy, who’s famously known as the mastermind behind the crack legal defense team for twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid, is facing some legal problems of his own? Amongst the notable problems:

  1. His apartment and office were raided as part of a criminal investigation into his Ukraine eff’ery;
  2. A Justice Department probe of his “work” in Turkey;
  3. A multi-billion Amero defamation lawsuit from Dominion Voting Systems over his 2020 Goat Rodeo release of the Kraken;
  4. The (temporary?) suspension of his NY and D.C. licenses to practice law.

So, like his mentor, Rudy decided to grift er, crowd source his legal defense. Hilarity ensues as Bernie Kerik (yes, THAT Kerik) set up the Rudy Giuliani Legal Defense Fund, which has raised a whopping $9,590, which [checks notes] is  less than 0.2% of the $5 million goal. 

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5 Responses to Another Stunning Success for Rudy Giuliani!

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Does Rudy Colludy’s defense fund accept quatloos?

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    Rudy probably thought he’d get rich off of his defense fund and hire a real team for defense. Unfortunately, he miscalculated his popularity. He’ll be lucky if he raises court costs for when he loses.
    Hard to raise money when you are a deadbeat has-been.
    w3ski

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  3. MDavis says:

    I’m sensing a possible pattern here – delay in publicly pursuing charges against TFG cronies until that fat-ass no longer has the power to pardon his mob.

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  4. schmice3 says:

    I pity the poor Public Defender who will have to defend him.

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  5. Weird Dave says:

    Hey, all he has to do is collect the money LDN owes him…

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