Have you heard that Just for Men hair dye model, Wrong-Again Rudy, who’s famously known as the mastermind behind the crack legal defense team for twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid, is facing some legal problems of his own? Amongst the notable problems:
- His apartment and office were raided as part of a criminal investigation into his Ukraine eff’ery;
- A Justice Department probe of his “work” in Turkey;
- A multi-billion Amero defamation lawsuit from Dominion Voting Systems over his 2020 Goat Rodeo release of the Kraken;
- The (temporary?) suspension of his NY and D.C. licenses to practice law.
So, like his mentor, Rudy decided to
grift er, crowd source his legal defense. Hilarity ensues as Bernie Kerik (yes, THAT Kerik) set up the Rudy Giuliani Legal Defense Fund, which has raised a whopping $9,590, which [checks notes] is less than 0.2% of the $5 million goal.