As we all know, Rep. Matt Gaetz —America’s aging prom date— is under investigation by the Justice Department for paying women for sex (ALLEGEDLY!) and sleeping with a minor (ALLEGEDLY!) and transporting said minor across state lines (ALLEGEDLY!). We’re guessing he’s reading this article with some interest:
“Mr. Greenberg has been cooperating with the Government and has participated in a series of proffers. Said cooperation, which could impact his ultimate sentence, cannot be completed prior to the time of his sentencing,” read the motion. “The parties expect that Mr. Greenberg will participate in additional proffers, and a continuance would provide Mr. Greenberg with additional time to do so prior to his sentencing.”
As we all know, Gaetz’ wingman Joel Greenberg in a desperate attempt to buy a przninitial pardon from twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid in the final hours of the 4th Reich wrote a confession (and a big check) to Roger Stone to get TFG’s signature on the pardon, and I think the legal term for Gaetz at this point is called totally eff’ed in the dark.