Junior Mints Speaks, Will More Indictments Ensue?

I’ll say.

The sons of twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid keep confessing:

Jesse Watters: “They’re alleging $100,000 a year in perks over 15 years. This is a $2 billion company, the Trump Organization, so we’re talking about pennies on the dollar, okay? Pennies on the dollar. So this is all they can find? This is all they can find? After promising, what, illegal loans from Moscow? Illegal tax shelters? They promised us the world. So if this is all they can find, a Mercedes that wasn’t properly filed in a tax return? This is usually dealt with from my understanding, maybe a fine, maybe you just refile the tax. Never have they ever charged anybody criminally like this before.”

Junior Mints: “Correct.”

You gotta love this line of defense, well, sure it was only Mercedes here and there… and remember that there are people in prison for dine-and-dash’ing a slice of pizza

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6 Responses to Junior Mints Speaks, Will More Indictments Ensue?

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    That’s funny, when you try to TAX them pennies on the dollar the scream bloody murder!

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  2. roket says:

    If it’s only pennies on the dollar then why are they freaking out? It’s only trump change for dawg’s sake.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Pennies on the dollar are pretty damned important to the guy who cashed a check for $.30.

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  4. Meremark says:

    He’s got that math wrong. It ain’t pennies on the dollar. It’s pennies on the penny.

    How cheap their petty chiseling.

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  5. ali redford says:

    Yet this is why we can’t have nice things.

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  6. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    Jesse Watters did get that right. These kinds of crimes usually result in a fine and the payment of back taxes. He left out the part where the organizations and executives involved are reticent and cooperate with the investigation and don’t deny wrong doing and make hostile accusations of political witch hunts. Most organizations and executives don’t get all hurumphy and huffy because they’ve been caught sloppily and brazenly cheating on their taxes for trump change that would’ve just been easier to pay in the first place.

    In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, “What a maroon!”

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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