Billionaires In Space

Pigs! In! Space!

I’m liking this trend of blasting billionaires into the final frontier, but I am bummed out that they plan to return.

  • Elon Musk
  • Jeff Bezos
  • Richard Branson

Can we get the Waltons? How about the Kochs?

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8 Responses to Billionaires In Space

  1. See the trick is to lull them into thinking it’s safe, by letting them go up and down a few times…

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  2. Infidel753 says:

    If we keep sending them out there, the aliens will build a wall and demand that we pay for it.

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    • Well, then it’s fortunate we’re sending our billionaires, then, isn’t it?

      Aliens “Pay us for the wall!”
      Us “Certainly. Here are the bank accounts of the people you’re trying to keep out!”
      Aliens “Well that was fast!”
      Us “Just do us one thing first…you keep the ones you’ve caught already”

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  3. roket says:

    All it will take is ONE disgruntled employee.

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  4. revzafod says:

    “Can we get the Waltons? How about the Kochs?”
    How about the faux billionaires like the Drumpfs? Make it a family trip.

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Is this the flight to the sun?

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