Time To Put TeeVee Dinner Heir on Ice?

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Tucker Memes Hisself again

This is what happens when you eat too many teevee dinners and craft a helmet out of the foil:

“Did the Biden administration read my personal emails? That’s the question that we asked directly to NSA officials when we spoke to them about 20 minutes ago in a very heated conversation,” Carlson said. “Did you read my emails? And again, they refused to say … ‘We can’t tell you and we won’t tell you why we can’t tell you.’ My emails. And the message was clear: ‘we can do whatever we want.’ “

Just in case you missed it, ol’ Tuck’s show has lost most of its sponsors over the past year and remains afloat mostly at the tender  mercy (and whims) of the Murdoch’s. If the #1 rated show on a network cannot get advertisers, well, what does that say about the rest of the pile of bricks?

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6 Responses to Time To Put TeeVee Dinner Heir on Ice?

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    FQX is being kept afloat sans advertisers due to the cable/satellite TV licensing fees, which apparently are considerable compared to other networks. They can keep Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s White Power Hour on the air indefinitely even if it has no advertisers other than FQX’s own PSAs and Mein Pillow Fuhrer.

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  2. Fucker Tarlson brings the eyes, the others bring the bux. Gotta hit the other shows in the wallet, too.

    I know that No Such Agency has rules they gotta play by, but it would have been very gratifying had they said:

    “Uhh, what was your name again, sir? Farlson? Oh Karlson…Oh I’m sorry, that’s Karlson with a CEE. You say you’re on Fex News? Oh FOX news.

    “Oh I really liked George Clooney in that ‘Fantastic Mr Fox’ movie.

    “Lets see Carlson, Carlson, you’re SURE it’s starts with a C, because we have a Tariq Karlson with a ‘K’ under close surveillance, but that’s because he’s Ahmed’s son and Ahmed thinks he’s fallen in with the wrong crowd, watches some weirdo called Laura Ingraham on ….oh look SHE’s on Fox news too!

    “Maybe you know her! She’s a serious Nazi…you wouldn’t believe some of the really perverted shit SHE sends in her emails. Why I didn’t think it was physically possible to do that with a nerf Gun, a Coke Bottle and a Roomba, and her Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS Cosplay is pretty spot on,

    ” well lemme keep looking…

    Tuber, Tacket, Tonker, YOU’re SURE it’s T-U-C-K-E-R C-A-R-L-S-O-N? not SEN?

    Sorry, sir we don’t have any idea who you are, and no reason to read your emails…”

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  3. roket says:

    Shouldn’t he be bitching at ‘W’ about this? Also too, it is perfectly legal for the NSA to read all of your emails to and from Russia.

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    • MDavis says:

      That’s what I was thinking! I mean, isn’t that detail how we ended up with Individual 1 kvetching about how mean the national security guys were being to him? Other kids moms and dads let them play with the Russians!

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  4. Can we send Jon Stewart on his show again? It worked last time.

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