H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole
The sign said long haired freaky people need not apply.
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why.
He said “You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you’ll do”
So I took off my hat, I said “Imagine that. Huh! Me workin’ for you!”
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, “Hey! What gives you the right?
Then disaster struck…
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I remember that (or something like that) on Dr. Demento; it’s not offensive so much as… predictable.
No worries, Jimmy T.
So I took off my hat and said “Fuck that!” …
… With this one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth
An’ I was almost to the door when the biggest one
Said you tip your hat to this lady son
An’ when I did all that hair fell out from underneath…
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