The First Shady In The News

Like father, like daughter

That’s not where it goes, honey.

Gentle readers, prepare yourselves for a shock: Ivanka, the former First Shady, might have lied under oath!!1! (and oath is not a pet name for Jared.)

During a December 1 deposition—in which she swore to tell the truth—Ivanka Trump, the eldest daughter of Donald Trump who was an executive at the Trump Organization before becoming a White House adviser to her father, was asked if she had any “involvement in the process of planning the inauguration.” She replied, “I really didn’t have an involvement.” Ivanka testified that if her “opinion was solicited” regarding an inauguration event, she “would give feedback to my father or to anyone who asked my perspective or opinion.” And that was as far as her participation went.

But this wasn’t accurate, according to the documents, which indicate she was part of the decision-making for various aspects of the inauguration, including even the menus for events.

One email chain shows that Ivanka Trump was directly involved in the planning of at least one proposed event for the inauguration. On November 29, 2016, Rick Gates, then the deputy chairman of the Presidential Inauguration Committee (known as the PIC), emailed her the current schedule of inauguration events. He noted that Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, a lead producer working with the PIC, “is going to call you to discuss some additional ideas she has about some other events that we would like to see if you would be willing to do based on our meetings.” Ivanka replied to Gates and Winston Wolkoff, “Great. I am looping in my assistant Suzie who can coordinate a time for us to connect.”

A few days later, Winston Wolkoff sent a long “Dear Ivanka and Jared” email to Ivanka Trump and her husband. She thanked them for “our meeting yesterday” and presented them with a “high-level summary” of the inauguration plans “for your review.” This was a detailed report on the assorted events and themes being created for Trump’s inauguration. The “overarching strategic objective,” she reported, was “reinforcing” the theme “With the People: Making America Great.” She laid out “key” messages, including “Our greatest strength is our people” and “Americans deserve to be heard, and their government needs to listen.” She noted that in their recent meeting, she and Ivanka Trump had discussed how to include Donald Trump’s “constituency” in the events, and Winston Wolkoff referred to proposals for doing so. This included inviting “families from all 50 states to attend official functions” and provide them “Airfare. Accommodations. Hair & makeup.”

Now it is not the case that being a child of a notorious liar makes oneself a liar, but when Lord Damp Nut’s family gathers around the ol’ groaning board at Thanksgiving and looks around, they see a family of liars, grifters, drug fiends (ALLEGEDLY!), and idiots (hi Twizzler!), the only honest one there is the turkey.


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10 Responses to The First Shady In The News

  1. FELINE MAMA says:

    The only honest one there, is the turkey. Who is, honestly, DEAD!

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  2. roket says:

    Her domino is leaning precipitously.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    I’m sure they eat pig on holidays …

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  4. beckymaenot says:

    So- if the government decides to actually prosecute the Trumps for their crimes, then I guess Melania might be the only one who gets to stay on the outside of federal custody. Huh- maybe that’s why she hasn’t filed for divorce. Maybe she’s hoping for a quick divorce after TRE45ON goes to prison? There are worse scenarios for her.

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  5. MDavis says:

    Meh – it’s not like she’ll be charged with perjury.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. robginchicago says:

    For Ivanka, lying under oath is better than lying under oaf.

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