And now, a word from Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Dennis is still above ground, and tells us that he is “neither progressing or regressing, takin a LOT of drugs” — and he sends this life-lesson:

The voice-to-text thing always gives me surprising, Zen-like koans, too. Also. The best one recently was changing airplane to air pain.

 

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9 Responses to And now, a word from Scissorhead Dennis Cole

  1. Jimmy T says:

    Used to have a functioning Republic, but now that’s become a fictional Republic. A two sided coin, how unique…

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  2. ali redford says:

    If Dennis is content, then I’m content for him. Peace, comfort, and nice days to you, Dennis!

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  3. beckymaenot says:

    My phone always changes my texts to ducking instead of, well, you know. Like when have I ever used the word ducking?

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    • tengrain says:

      Beckymaenot –

      You can change that, you know.

      1. Navigate: settings > General > Text Replacement.
      2. Click edit.
      3. look for “fuck”
      4. click on the red dot, and delete the autocorrect

      I’m all about corrupting the Yutes of today.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  4. Another Kiwi says:

    Good news from the storied Dennis.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    It’s always a good idea to check your talk-to-text device before showing your spouse.

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  6. Hi Dennis! Always good to get some DC content….

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  7. Stony Pillow says:

    Good days and good hours to you, Dennis.

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