Grifters Gotta Grift

Scissorhead Baron vonBeavis alerts us that the Oath Keepers militia movement has some sticky fingers (literally and figuratively):

Leader of Oath Keepers Allegedly Spent Some of Group’s Money at Sex Shop, Gun Store

…[Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes] allegedly spent thousands of dollars from the Oath Keepers’ funds around town while living in Montana, according to bank records cited by The Journal. The records show Rhodes spent $12,424 on car repairs, $9,974 at a gun store, $886 at a bar, $504 at the dentist, $275 on phone games, $256 online at a perfume shop called Fragrancenet.com, $229 at a lingerie and sex shop called Alley Katz Nighties N Naughties and $83.50 at a pet store.

All of it is troublesome, but the sex shop followed by a pet store has me worried.

“I am NOT your bitch, Stu!”

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12 Responses to Grifters Gotta Grift

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    Aren’t the sex shop and the gun store the same thing?

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  2. sos says:

    $504 at the dentist

    Surprising amount for ol’ “One-tooth Stu”

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    “Gimme a camouflage nightie, size thirty, and a fifty-caliber buttplug!”

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  4. pagan in repose says:

    “This is my rife, this is my gun or dildo as you will.”

    Hey, a dude’s has to keep up his accoutrements attire.

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  5. Wesley Sandel says:

    The blind commitment to the cause is scary. Anything for FWEEDUMB!!!

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  6. ming says:

    Huba huba! Gotta say, I’m a sucker for a girl with bug eyes and dog tags.

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