Pravda competitor Fox News has a unique new conspiracy theory:
…which will really surprise the several-hundred arrested Stupid Coup insurrectionists, all of whom have self-identified as being followers of Hair Füror. Who knew that they were employed?
Hilarity ensues: America’s aging Prom date, Matt Gaetz demands that FBI Director Chris Wray answer his questions:
“P.S.” Gaetz didn’t add, “does the home-coming Queen like me? You can tell me!”