Tucker Has A Hot Take, Boy-Howdy

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

Pravda competitor Fox News has a unique new conspiracy theory:

…which will really surprise the several-hundred arrested Stupid Coup insurrectionists, all of whom have self-identified as being followers of Hair Füror. Who knew that they were employed?

Hilarity ensues: America’s aging Prom date,  Matt Gaetz  demands that FBI Director Chris Wray answer his questions:

“P.S.” Gaetz didn’t add, “does the home-coming Queen like me? You can tell me!”

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3 Responses to Tucker Has A Hot Take, Boy-Howdy

  1. roket says:

    U.S. District Judge Mary Kay Vyskocil has already established that the “‘general tenor’ of {Carlson’s} show should then inform a viewer that [Carlson] is not ‘stating actual facts’ about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in ‘exaggeration’ and ‘non-literal commentary.’ ”

    Suck it FBI. He can lie about you all he wants and there’s not a thing you can do about it. Neener Neener Neener. The only thing that could possibly suffer is his reputation and self-esteem. Bwahahahaha.

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    • The only thing that could possibly suffer is his reputation and self-esteem. “

      No, the thing that could possibly suffer is the country, when his broadcast lies lead to domestic terrorists taking action.

      This country had multiple ARMED invasions of legislatures last year culminating in a deadly serious coup attempt orchestrated by TFG and his enablers IN CONGRESS, egged on by the drumbeat of lies broadcast daily by the likes of Fucker Ballpeened. Trust me…had they captured Pelosi, she’d be dead now. As it stands, AFTER the attempted insurrection was put down, a THIRD of the House of Representatives voted against certifying the election.

      this is NOT a ‘yuck-it-up’ moment. This is the prelude to the Rwandaization of this country. They’re egging them on to the point where it will be considers OK for them to start killing people in “defense of their country”. I really REALLY fear that all it’s going to take is a spark, and this country will go up in flames like an unraked California Forest…

      ALL THE WARNING LIGHTS ARE BLINKING RED!

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  2. Dayum! Those are some seriously dedicated Antifa! You know how long and how much work it takes to become an FBI agent??

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