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Hey guys, remember M. et Mme. McCloskey who got their porcine hands on some guns and dangerously pointed them at the Black Lives Matter peaceful protestors who were marching in front of their trash palace, and then Mark McCloseky decided with that notoriety to
grift, er, run for the Senate from Possum Hollar Missouri on the Waving Guns At The Blahs Ticket, er, The New Confederacy, er, Republican Party.
ST. LOUIS (KMOV.com) — After pleading guilty to two charges Thursday afternoon, Mark and Patricia McCloskey told reporters it was a victory and they would do it all again.
Mark McCloskey pleaded guilty to a Class C misdemeanor of fourth-degree assault and Patricia McCloskey pleaded guilty to a Class A misdemeanor of second-degree harassment. As part of the deal, they agreed to give up their guns and pay the maximum fines of $2,000 and $750. They will not face any jail time. The couple must also surrender both weapons.
So I guess they couldn’t do it all again, now could they?