News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Would-be Senator McCloskey (R – Possum Hollar)

Hey guys, remember M. et Mme. McCloskey who got their porcine hands on some guns and dangerously pointed them at the Black Lives Matter peaceful protestors who were marching in front of their trash palace, and then Mark McCloseky decided with that notoriety to grift, er, run for the Senate from Possum Hollar Missouri on the Waving Guns At The Blahs Ticket, er, The New Confederacy, er, Republican Party.

I wonder what’s going on with them:

ST. LOUIS ( — After pleading guilty to two charges Thursday afternoon, Mark and Patricia McCloskey told reporters it was a victory and they would do it all again.

Oh, really?

Mark McCloskey pleaded guilty to a Class C misdemeanor of fourth-degree assault and Patricia McCloskey pleaded guilty to a Class A misdemeanor of second-degree harassment. As part of the deal, they agreed to give up their guns and pay the maximum fines of $2,000 and $750. They will not face any jail time. The couple must also surrender both weapons.

So I guess they couldn’t do it all again, now could they?

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Misdemeanors; they get to keep their law licenses, and now he can whine on the campaign trail about how he was canceled for keeping his family from being ravaged by they angry violent mob of hulked-up wild eyed savage [checks notes], uhh, peaceful protesters walking past his house on their way to some place else in his neighborhood.

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  2. roket says:

    Victory! Victory! No escaping that for me.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    And yet, if a black couple tried to protect themselves from a white mob, does anyone think it would have ended differently? If they had miraculously survived a hail of police or stand your ground bullets, they would be facing extended prison time. Systemic racism in action…

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  4. ming says:

    Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. Its a dope slap. Albeit a mild one, but a dope slap none the less. They learned nothing from it. If anything, it validated their sense of victim-hood. Best thing that could happen would be for them to sink back into obscurity. I’m tired of stupid people who are famous for just being idiots.

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Unless the judge said they can’t drive to the mall and buy shiny new guns, what’s the point?

    Never realized before how much he looks like Wayne Knight (Newman on “Seinfeld’).

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  6. Ten Bears says:

    Wait! He’s a lefty!? Clearly never shot that thing, a standard AR.

    For the curious: ARs eject something like three (3) very hot empty rounds of brass every second out an exhaust port on the right side of the carriage just below your chin, very hot brass rounds (they’ve just controlled an explosion!) which invariable go down the open shirt collar of the inattentive lefty firing it.

    I’d pay to see that … (I have seen it but…)

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    • ming says:

      Yup. Having a breech that opens toward your face will get your attention. I inherited my dad’s left hand shotgun. It ejects shells in the wrong direction for us righties. They bounce off your chest at about neckline. That guy, however, has watched too many crappy Rambo movies thinks hes going spray bullets from the hip. Moran.


  7. revzafod says:

    BFD, and not in the Joe Biden good way. They pay a tiny $2750 in fines and give up their guns, and then go out and buy more guns, which they can surely afford. Assholes will be assholes, always.


  8. Bruce388 says:

    These clowns packing heat have just launched his political career.

    In the olden days Lester Maddox waved an ax handle around when he had to integrate his lunch counter in Atlanta. That qualified him to be governor of Georgia.


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