Happy Hour News
The terrible sand people of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan are taking matters into their own hands:
YAVAPAI COUNTY, AZ (3TV/CBS 5) — The Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office put out an alert Monday morning that some people are posing as employees of the county and are going door to door to ask people for whom they voted.
According to YCSO, concerned residents have reported that people are knocking on doors, claiming to be volunteers for the Yavapai County Recorder’s Office. The posers say they’re conducting a survey and are asking people if they voted and, if so, for whom. However, YCSO says these people have been unable to provide county identification when asked.
Yavapai County (per Wiki) is mostly white and mostly poor and sparsely populated, so you can probably figure out who is being surveyed and by whom. The why they are doing it is probably the more interesting question, but I think we can assume that they are trying to count noses and declare voting fraud. Intimidating the 10% of the county that isn’t white is probably a bonus.