Failed Florida Blogger To Try Again On ‘New Platform’

Circle beard model Jason Miller

Father of the Year and very fertile person, Jason Miller has allegedly quit being Hair Füror’s mouthpiece (eww, gross) and is now the CEO of an unnamed tech company that is allegedly building a new social media platform that failed Floriduh blogger Lord Damp Nut might use for his very important announcements. Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac has the deets:

“Longtime senior Donald Trump adviser Jason Miller is taking over as chief executive officer of a tech startup company that could be used by the former president.

“Miller’s company is currently developing a social media platform that is being considered for use by Trump. People familiar with the discussions stress that no final decision has been made by the former president about which platform he will use…

“…According to experts, building a new social media platform is no easy task. Maintaining a brand-new platform that could rival Big Tech products could cost millions and require significant tech support.

“Still, a person familiar with the new venture maintained that the technology under consideration by Trump is “next-generation” and “blows away anything else currently on the market.”

¡GASP! Could it be the return of ReaganBook?!

So unnamed sources say Miller is going to an unnamed company working on an unnamed platform that will blow away anything else currently in the market.

Gonna go out on a limb: “John Barron” leaked this hisself. Let’s wait for Maggie Haberman to get the scoop and then we’ll know for sure this is a plant.

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6 Responses to Failed Florida Blogger To Try Again On ‘New Platform’

  1. RWW says:

    Hey Jason Miller, the moon called and wants its face back.

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  2. I’ll lay mine down…500 quatloos this lasts fewer scaramucchis than the bloog…

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  3. Stony Pillow says:

    Longtime senior advisor Jason Miller just found out TFG’s check bounced. Twice.

    The overdraft fees couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

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  4. such a punchable face….

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