The Return of Toobin

Rub-a-dub-dub

Keep polishing. Long strokes, too.

CNN has rehired noted, uh, glasses-wearing, trophy-polisher Jeffrey Toobin as their chief political analyst because well, he fits the job description, and has not gone blind yet:

Somewhere, Mark Halperin is weeping.

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13 Responses to The Return of Toobin

  1. White Connected Male Privilege is a hella drug.

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  2. R White says:

    It all makes sense now. Toobin returns as frothy mixture santorum gets 86’d and jeff zucker continues to get fellated by a politically incorrect weirdo.

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  3. voenixrising says:

    Oh look! Another old white guy…

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  4. roket says:

    OMG. Even though it says Jeffrey Toobin plain as day I was thinking Jonathan Turley for some reason. Perish the f’ing thought.

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  5. I’d ask what Zucker was thinking, but never mind.🤦🏻‍♀️

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  6. laura says:

    Hey all you gentlemen and ladies who continue to never ever get a chance or catch a break because the revolving door for lazy douche lord’s just never aligns for you, it’s just the way of the world. Keep striving.
    Hey all you hooked up media rehabbers who’d rather welcome an entitled workplace masturbator than consider a fresh voice- fuck you!

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    • Redhand says:

      But, but, a good man is hard to find.

      Seriously, there is something genuinely sick about Toobin’s return.

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  7. Osirisopto says:

    I was sure he’d end up an OANNist.

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  8. Ten Bears says:

    Just your ordinary, everyday typical white-guy …

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