It’s all bananas!
Ohio doctor tells lawmakers COVID-19 vaccine can leave people magnetized, interfaced with 5G towers
Oh?
Dr. Sherri Tenpenny testified in favor of House Bill 248 which would keep a business or the government from requiring vaccinations.
During her testimony Tenpenny stated:
“I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized. They can put a key on their forehead. It sticks. They can put spoons and forks all over them and they can stick, because now we think that there’s a metal piece to that.
“There’s been people who have long suspected that there’s been some sort of an interface, ‘yet to be defined’ interface, between what’s being injected in these shots and all of the 5G towers.”
And with that we went a-hunting:
We’ll cut to the chase:
I like watching the expression of the woman in the lower left corner, she tells the story.
(Mea Culpa – Scissorhead Baron vonBeavis who tipped it last night, so FIRST!)
Mock Paper Scissors 
I think we’ve finally found the illegitimate daughter of Louie Ghomert and One-L.
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Watching that insanity almost makes me want to stick a fork IN my forehead. I think…wait a minute, I’m getting another call via 5G…BRB!
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Also you went to that site and didn’t also grace us with THIS gem??
https://www.wkbn.com/news/national-world/odd-black-substance-on-beach-turns-out-to-be-millions-of-dead-bugs/
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I’ve been waiting since March for my Magneto powers. To say I’m pissed is a major understatement!
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Where do people come up with this bull-oney? Do they make it up as they go, or does it come to them like bad gas? Do they do chants and drugs and whoop it out?
“Videos,” they say? What videos?
I’d embarrassed to spout stuff like that in public, but maybe that’s just me.
Didn’t their Momma’s teach them not to lie?
w3ski
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Yes
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Like an old Uri Geller parlor trick moving compass needles with his magnetic hands or that one where you try to hold a spoon on your nose. Yeah, I also saw a dog playing a piano on YouTube so that proves eating Alpo will turn you into Mozart.
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I saw a video of how easy it is to cut glass – just use scissors! – by holding it under running water.
– that one was embedded in a video of a guy showing why he had to clean up all that blood when he just had to try it himself.
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Hmm. A yet to be defined interface between the vaccine chip and 5G. And here I was being told it was just a simple tracking device. I suspect someone somewhere is now working on a bomb theory.
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Well if it s a bomb, apparently it’s “listening to whackaloons” that’s the trigger, ’cause they’re routinely making my head explode…
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She has a clinic in the west suburbs of Cleveland. Non-traditional medicine and other Woo – does not accept/bill insurance, but will give you a form to submit to your carrier. Good luck with that!
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Never losing my keys again!?! That’s a major plus as far as I’m concerned!
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And imagine assembling Ikea furniture! You’ll never lose that one fastener again!
Rgds,
TG
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The really amazing thing is that the body magnetism works even on brass keys, where regular magnets don’t.
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That’s just how insidious these 5G Vaccine nanochips ARE!!
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5G is A-MAZE-ING! Makes cocaine look like candy! Dopamine on fire!
When I tried the key thing it flew off my forehead and embedded itself in the wall.
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You mean? I saw videos of The Beatles on the internets/You Tube. So, George & John are still ALIVE!?! Thank You! Thank You !! Praise Dog Almighty !!
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But Paul is still dead. He was executed at Guantanamo and replaced by a clone. No, wait, that was Tom Hanks. No, Barbra Streisand. Which one killed Elvis? I have to lie down now.
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OMG, the conspiracy is deep ’cause they killed Paul in 1969!!!
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It’s a cult, anyone can join.
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Since I was vaccinated, I always know where I am. I suspected that it’s the tracking device. Now I’m pretty sure that I’m a compass.
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Don’t they know 5G chips are already in guns & ammo!
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5G conspiracy theories aren’t limited to Murrica. Here’s one from Ireland, except that it’s comedy gold if you can make out the accents. Also, NSFW.
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“(Mea Culpa – Scissorhead Baron vonBeavis who tipped it last night, so FIRST!)”
Vielen dank for the shout-out.
I’m obliged to read the news at my job and try to check MPS before I submit a repetitive article. Tengrain is all over the news and Scissorheads are quick on the draw submitting worthy stories.
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vonBeavis (and other Scissorheads)-
A lot of my mail is going into my junk folder and I am checking it daily now. I try to read everything you guys send (holy cow!) and I apologize when I get to it after the post goes up.
I always try to credit sources, as I think you know, but sometimes I find the tip way after the post goes up. I still want to tip the person who sent it first.
Rgds,
TG
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I try to keep those short and don’t check before I send. I am too far behind to skip the juicy stuff just because you might already have it. It would get all dried out if I waited until I caught up with the posts.
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