Getting the Old Gang Back Together: Bill-0 and Hair Füror Hit The Road

Reunions

History’s Greatest Reporter Bill O’Reilly and Lord Damp Nut on the road again

It will be difficult to determine which septuagenarian sex fiend is the wingman in this road-trip-buddy movie:

And that is how you write an awesome lede. But I digest…

“In a series of live conversations across the country, Mr. Trump and Historian/Journalist Bill O’Reilly will discuss exactly how things were accomplished, as well as challenges, both good and bad!” the release said. “Dubbed ‘The History Tour,’ President Trump will provide a never before heard inside view of his administration – which will be historical in and of itself.”

“My job as a historian/journalist is to get important things on the record in a fact-based way. These conversations with the 45th President will not be boring,” O’Reilly said in the release.

Bet me.

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16 Responses to Getting the Old Gang Back Together: Bill-0 and Hair Füror Hit The Road

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    If you wanna do things “in a fact based way”, you DON’T involve TFG. Jus’ sayin’.

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  2. Ok ok, that’s ENOUGH of these “dark reboot” things from Hollyweird.

    A “Dark Reboot” of “The Sunshine Boys” is a step TOO FAR!

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  3. RWW says:

    Billo was never a journalist or a historian, so please don’t put a slash between the two words and claim it was ever his “job”. TFG could be another one of Billo’s really poorly conceived fictional characters (Robo?), however, and still come out amazingly close to real life.

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  4. roket says:

    Gee. I sure hope there aren’t any unintended consequences, such as additional legal investigations, as a result of this clown show.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Bellow Reilly is a historian the way I’m an Olympic gymnast. He can collaborate with Donnie Clownpants on “Killing Democracy.”

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Weird Dave says:

    Bet me.

    That’s a sucker bet, boss.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Steve-O says:

    Lie-a-palooza

    Liked by 1 person

  8. osirisopto says:

    Look out… Radioactive man.

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  9. pagan in repose says:

    I thought the last quote by Billo indicated that he was going to interview “dt” (delirium tremors) on this road trip about the current state shambolic apparitions in the minds of these two goose farts.
    “My job as a “historian/journalist?” is to get important things on the record in a fact-based way. These conversations with the 45th President will not be boring,” O’Reilly said in the release.

    Anyway I hope this never happens, I never want to hear about them again.

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  10. FELINE MAMA says:

    O’ Righty then. Seriously, who doesn’t like a twofer comedy road show !!

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  11. schmice3 says:

    Trump should be worried. All of Billo’s books start with “Who Killed…..”

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  12. Osirisopto says:

    Y’know, if TFG can put an end to BillO and his falafel washing days I will forgive his obtuseness.

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  13. Bruce388 says:

    Does the price of admission include a loofah?

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