H/T @NamelessCynic on the tweeting machine
Let the geese apply for a job, first.
(Still, I’d like to know the back story.)
What do you call a goose that is unhappy with its sexuality?
There were geese near the building I used to work in. We all wished they weren’t even allowed in the parking lot. Their poop is nasty stuff and well slippery when wet!
Not near as nasty as dog shit. Geese just poop out grass digestives. There wouldn’t be so many geese if there weren’t so much damn lawn acreage. And then people complain.
Those jerks are trying to take jerbs away from hard working ‘Muricans! I bet they’re CANADIAN geese. Build another wall!!!
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“Mama, why does the sign say Do Not Feed The Geese?”
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