Up Next: Pennsylvania

In a plot twist so obvious that one expects Nicolas Cage to appear, disgraced, shambolic, twice-impeached LOSER and ex-prznint Lord Damp Nut demanded that the Coup Klux Klan in Pennsyltucky seize the ballots and machines to conduct another disinformation campaign, you know,  like the one still underway in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan.

It’s unclear if TFG is demanding the advanced bamboo-detecting technology be deployed, but whatevs.

And now we all await with baited breath to see tonight Hair Füror’s peroration to incite insurrection when he addresses the North Carolina GOP.

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14 Responses to Up Next: Pennsylvania

  1. roket says:

    China, China, China. The US has more than one enemy. Have they thought to look for sand in the paper?

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    As a means of overturning the election, it won’t be any more effective than the shenanigans in Arizonastan (which are now less than meaningless since they’ve shipped the ballots and machines to somewhere in Montanatucky and destroyed their chain of custody, and thus their integrity).

    As a means of keeping the base riled up, angry, and itching for Stupid Coup 2.0? It’ll work perfectly.

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    • Meremark says:

      The Base is ordered to converge on Montana and camp there, Base Camp, until elections ensue.

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      • Ten Bears says:

        You’ve spent a winter or two in Montana?

        I’ve worked the Yakk when the snow was so deep I couldn’t get off the landing, and come summer we went back and flew 8 and 10 foot stumps. And then there’s Missoula: East Portland … I’ve spent winters there it never snowed, just cold-ass rain; other winters been snowed in for days at a time [which was really cool, the airlines put us up at the Hilton (yes, back then there was a Hilton in Missoula) which had this basement olympic pool which was perfect for late-night scuba-diving (crazy helicopter people, ’nuff said?)].

        Go Griz!

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      • w3ski4me says:

        I’m born and raised a California kid. Doing woodswork in Montanna in one fall. Got up to pee in the night from camping in my truck’s shell. My feet froze to the tailgate. Nothing like Ca.
        w3ski

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    “Here we go round the Mulberry bush, . . . “. This crapola is just not ever going to stop, is it?
    It was bad enough and I thought dying when the biggest audience he could get was a captive wedding of some shmucks at Maralago. And now, someone is giving him a stage to smear his stink, again? “Poor Me. Poor Pitiful Me, I haz a mads, I wuz cheated” It’s been said I think, how many times will they collect there for it again?
    And the Rethugs, along with the nooze people, lap it up, sigh.
    This person is truly a shit stain upon our land.
    w3ski

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    • Meremark says:

      Reason to take heart —
      This crapola is going to stop. Rash Lamebrain started it.

      It is comprised in a very simple formulaic stupidity:
      1) do daily. until it is thoughtless hypnotic habit.
      2) scratch opponent. Never speak for your self, never achieve, never try or do anything.
      Only criticize opponent, decry opponent, demean the builders and the doers and the makers and the workers. Never say what you do, only say what you want them not do.
      Example: no one knows Rash Lamebrain’s hopes, all that is known is his hates.
      In mass: no one knows why the GOP never lived, all that is known is the GOP was born dead.
      3) repeat daily scratch.

      Rash Lamebrain is still dead. Aping him, the rightist “crapola” is going to scratch itself to death.

      The heartening understanding is that it all followed one single stupid mouth who started it and he died and now his apes shall die away.

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    • pagan in repose says:

      Not to mention the crapulence produced by all that never ending crapola. It is crap comin and goin.

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  4. quakerinabasement says:

    now we all await with baited breath
    Hey! Who ate all the minnows?
    Psst, ‘Grain. “Bated,” not “baited.”

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