Kremlin Unsure of Plans For Asset

“I have only one boss.”

Sen. RoJo (R – Kremlin), the Louie Gohmert of the Senate,  who promised us that he would only serve two terms, is waffling:

“I’m undecided,” Johnson, who said he was only going to be a two-term senator, said at the Milwaukee Press Club, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported.

“When I made that pledge, I meant that pledge,” he added. “I ran in 2010 because I was panicked for this nation. I’m more panicked today.”

“I have not gotten an endorsement from Vlad, yet,” RoJo didn’t add.

However, the appropriately named Johnson has the endorsement of the other Kremlin asset:

“He is brave, he is bold, he loves our Country, our Military, and our Vets.  He will protect our Second Amendment, and everything else we stand for.  It is the kind of courage we need in the U.S. Senate.  He has no idea how popular he is,” Trump said in a statement Thursday. “Run, Ron, Run!”

…And don’t stop, Ron.

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4 Responses to Kremlin Unsure of Plans For Asset

  1. R White says:

    Wait…I thought tommy tuberville was the Louie Gohmert of the antiquated senate.

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    • Tommy Tuberville is the Jon Kyl of Louie Ghomerts of the Senate. (Remember him? Pepperidge Farm Dirty fucking hippies like me do. “That was not meant to be a factual statement” when he stated as fact that 90% of Planned Parenthood’s business was abortions.)

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  2. MDavis says:

    “When I made that pledge, I meant that pledge,” he added. “I ran in 2010 because I was panicked for this nation. I’m more panicked today.”

    “I didn’t know I could get in this deep”, he did not say, “I thought the asset program vetting would be tougher. And I had no idea that the Dems might want to investigate. I thought investigations were our scam.”

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  3. Another Kiwi says:

    The upkeep on his Black Sea dacha is something wicked, comrades.

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