Prepare yourselves for a shock, Gentle Readers: it seems DeJoy might be a crook! Several Scissorheads have tipped us that Postmaster General Louis DeJoy is under investigation for campaign donations that might be illegal.
Washington (CNN)The Justice Department is investigating campaign contributions made by Postmaster General Louis DeJoy’s private sector employees, his spokesman confirmed Thursday.
Mark Corallo, DeJoy’s spokesman, denied any wrongdoing by DeJoy.
DeJoy was a bundler of contributions to Hair Füror’s campaign and was rewarded with an appointment to be the USPS Postmaster General. Now, we don’t know that DeJoy was coercing his employees to contribute, but everyone in corporate America knows what the boss wants and frankly it is never that hard to figure it out. What might be interesting to learn is if DeJoy pulled a D’Vorce D’Spousa and paid them back, which is patently illegal.
Only speculating, of course. It would be irresponsible not to.