From the Gift Shop For Fathers Day

You WILL improve your posture!

Buy-up, or the Prince of Peace will cap your ass.

 

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19 Responses to From the Gift Shop For Fathers Day

  1. WTF is a “Combat Rosary”? Does it double as a garotte?

    Honestly this sounds rather less like some “Catholic” fathers day gift than the contents of John Constantine’s briefcase…

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  2. That reminded me, I swa this hanging on someone’s neck the other day. I guess it’s a “Combat Cross”

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Nuns with guns? In my best Jesus from Nazareth voice, if you believe that God will protect you from Covid-19, then why do you need a gun? Seems like an easy enough question, but some Quer from crazy town (or the GQP) will reply that God made sure we have a second Amendment…

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  4. Ten Bears says:

    Doesn’t recognize the religion? Thirty-five million First Americans were put to the sword in the name of the Catholic dog in what we today think of as “America” alone, a genocide of perhaps a hundred million Human Beings across the “western hemisphere”, and he doesn’t recognize the religion.

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  5. roket says:

    How do they keep track of their kills? Knotch holy beads or what?

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  6. ali redford says:

    This just makes my head explode.

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  7. spotthedog says:

    I don’t care for any of that stuff, but I am tempted to check out the ‘apparel’ section, it’s a habit. (Inspired by Jimmy T)

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  8. sos says:

    The Holy Water flask looks promising.

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  9. purplehead says:

    I don’t see a Blessed Pepper Flask. How can you have a proper Amurkan dinner table without one o’ them? And, of course, the Blessed Salsa Flask (replaced the Blessed Ketchup Flask decades ago).

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  10. pagan in repose says:

    The Prince of Peace. Is that not Christ’s title? If so, why all the violent imagery to represent the Prince of Peace. I don’t recall the sword fighting instruction section of the bible as presented by Christ during baptism.

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  11. I was thinking that my BIL would LOVE that stuff. He’s a colonel in the Army & a devoted Catholic.

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  12. Oneofthebobs says:

    Where’s the holy hand grenade?

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  13. Bruce388 says:

    That screen shot didn’t show the full ad, so here it is:
    https://romancatholicgear.com/products/new-grace-force-ammo-can-set

    $89.95, marked down from $140.00! Such a good deal even an atheist can’t pass it up.

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