Foster Friess Is Dead

Hell’s This Way

Foster Friess, the billionaire who kept Frothy Santorum’s aborted presidential campaign alive, has gone to his great reward, and will not be missed.

In case you need a refresher course, Friess is the theocrat who told women seeking birth control to put an aspirin between their knees.


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6 Responses to Foster Friess Is Dead

  1. Jimmy T says:

    Aspirin between the knees works well enough if she can keep her legs clenched forever. But sexuality is such a deeply human trait that partnering up is essentially who we are. Here’s hoping that the Querstapo will allow us birth control on demand…

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    • They will not. They have long stated, baldly that the domino to fall after Roe is Griswold. Frothy Discharge his own self said as much during his last campaign.

      Remember, Women in Fascist Regimes OWE the state their uteruses.

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    Soft serve ice cream in hell?

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  3. Lsamsa says:

    Did he forget to ‘just take an aspirin’?


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