Bad Signs, Cont.

H/T @NamlessCynic of the tweeter verse

There’s gotta be a story, and I bet it probably involves a lawyer.

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11 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. revzafod says:

    It’s obvious. A lizard would eat all the fleas, putting them out of business.

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  2. E.A. Blair says:

    Have you heard about the dog who went to a flea circus? He stole the show.

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  3. Wesley Sandel says:

    What about my pet mule and pet elephant? This is CANCEL CULTURE!

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  4. Jimmy T says:

    A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.” Rob pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Rob said “today is my birthday, i’m feeling LUCKY and I guess 8”. The owner said, “You were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.”
    A week later, Rob, with his friend Marvin, pulled in for another fill-up. Again Rob asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Rob guessed 2. The proprietor said, “Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no free sex this time.” As they were driving away, Marvin said to Rob, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex at all. Rob replied, “No it’s genuine enough Marvin. My wife won twice last week.”


  5. spotthedog says:

    That sign may be too high for most reptiles to read.


  6. osirisopto says:

    Matt Gaetz was here


  7. skinnydennis says:

    Easy peasy


  8. MDavis says:

    I would have said the story involved a snake.


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