News That Will Drive You To Drink

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, again? The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is decided that if one (fr)audit is good, then two (fr)audits must be better!

The politicized “audit” of Maricopa County, Arizona’s 2020 vote is weeks behind schedule, overseen by a conspiracy theorist, fueled by untraceable private donations, and may well produce an inaccurate count…

The auditor this time, rather than “Cyber Ninjas,” would be the nonprofit Citizens Oversight, which, similarly, had no experience auditing elections prior to Donald Trump’s months-long tantrum over losing his reelection bid.

The group’s founder Ray Lutz told the Republic that the audit would amount to a “grand test” of his technology, which he calls “AuditEngine,” and which purports to be able to re-tabulate ballots cast on other machines.

“I think it is certainly a big test for me, because I have put a lot of work on it for the last year and a half or so,” Lutz said. “We have enhanced it to the point now where I believe we can do a lot to provide information about how well (this election) went.”

So brand new, untested technology that some rando worked on hisself for oh, maybe a year, year and half. What could go wrong?


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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Hmmm. A conservative [insurectionist?] technology which purports to be able to re-tabulate [reconfigure?] ballots cast on other machines. Interesting. It of course stands to reason that the original re-tabulated [reconfigured] ballots will have to be destroyed during this process. Who foots the bill when people, organizations, corporations, the free market system, etc. start suing their punk asses? The taxpayers of Arizonastan?? No? Yes!!!

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  2. retiredeng says:

    “What could go wrong?” – I’m afraid it already has.

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  3. I think the word he wanted there was refabulate.

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  4. sos says:

    Make up words for money!

    ‘AuditEngine’ Sounds like a bad advertisement in the back of a 1960’s comic book. Near the X-Ray Specs.

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  5. Ava Middleton says:

    I’d REALLY like to get in on this “auditing elections” thing…seems like ANYONE can join in…whaddya say???

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  6. spotthedog says:

    I hate to sound like a loony conspiracy theorist here, but what if – just what if – the predetermined secret mission of AuditEngine is to arrive at exactly the same TFG-favorable numbers as Cyber Ninjas, hmmm?! (scratching chin)

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  7. pagan in repose says:

    “What me worry?”-Alfred E. Newman


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