News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 27, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News

Do it for the children

Guys, we have moar fambly values from Possum Hollar, MO:

Report alleges Missouri lawmaker had sex with teen when he was a cop

“…According to a report obtained from Frankford police Chief Josh Baker in response to an open records request, state Rep. Chad Perkins, a Bowling Green Republican, allegedly accepted “sexual favors from a teenage girl while on duty” as a police officer.

So let’s add him to the list with the other candidates:

  • the U.S. House candidate Anthony Bouchard who  candidate who knocked-up a 14-year old and called it Romeo and Juliette, tho in this instance only Juliette kills herself
  • the former governor Greitens —who tied-up his mistress, explicitly photographed her and threatened her with, uh, exposure— who is now running for the Senate
  • the fomenting insurrection Senator and Proud-Boi Lite Josh Hawley

Missouri (the Show-Me state!) prides itself on their deeply-held religious beliefs.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. brucedesertrat says:
    May 27, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    The undone Buckle of the Bible Belt….

    Liked by 6 people

  2. Oneofthebobs says:
    May 27, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    No; please don’t “show me”. Don’t show anybody. Zip it Missouri!

    Liked by 4 people

  3. spotthedog says:
    May 28, 2021 at 2:37 am

    How to trivialize it in Shakespearean terms; A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream? King Leer?

    Like

  4. Bruce388 says:
    May 28, 2021 at 9:04 am

    They’re taking that “Show Me” too seriously.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. w3ski4me says:
    May 28, 2021 at 9:24 am

    If only q-balls were nonpolitical, they could have a field day with the Repubs. But, sadly they never look at anyone, not a Democrat.
    I’m still waiting on Gaetz’s perp walk.
    w3ski

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  6. pagan in repose says:
    May 28, 2021 at 10:52 am

    They are making a mockery and have brought low the whole concept of scumbaggery.

    It is bad enough that they have killed irony and satire. Now they’re starting to act like they’re Goldfinger and are aiming at becoming the Phd’s of criminal enterprise, or some such delusional primordial slime. Hell, even the Bond/Goldfinger dialog “Do you expect me to talk?” “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.” is relevant to republican call and response behavior these days.

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