Happy Hour News
Guys, we have moar fambly values from Possum Hollar, MO:
“…According to a report obtained from Frankford police Chief Josh Baker in response to an open records request, state Rep. Chad Perkins, a Bowling Green Republican, allegedly accepted “sexual favors from a teenage girl while on duty” as a police officer.
So let’s add him to the list with the other candidates:
- the U.S. House candidate Anthony Bouchard who candidate who knocked-up a 14-year old and called it Romeo and Juliette, tho in this instance only Juliette kills herself
- the former governor Greitens —who tied-up his mistress, explicitly photographed her and threatened her with, uh, exposure— who is now running for the Senate
- the fomenting insurrection Senator and Proud-Boi Lite Josh Hawley
Missouri (the Show-Me state!) prides itself on their deeply-held religious beliefs.