Water Seeks Its Own Level, Part Infinity

Well, I suppose Newticles and Lord Damp Nut might find something in common?

Trump is starting to put together his own Contract with America. And he’s teaming up with Newt.

With an eye toward winning back the House and Senate in the 2022 midterm elections, former President Donald Trump has begun crafting a policy agenda outlining a MAGA doctrine for the party. His template is the 1994 “Contract with America,” a legislative agenda released ahead of the midterm elections in the middle of President Bill Clinton’s first term. And, as a cherry on top, he’s teaming up with its main architect — Gingrich — to do it.

I’m not sure which of those two assholes I feel the most sorry for in this sad episode having to spend time with the other. Noot who fancies himself a teacher and the worlds dumbest student, probably. The only winners are Mel and Calli, who get these horn dogs outta the house for a while.

In recent weeks, Trump sat down with the former House speaker as well as his former chief of staff Mark Meadows and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) at his private Mar-a-Lago club to begin crafting the document, according to a source familiar with the meeting.

I think Politico mean to say Court Eunuchs, but the adjectival nouns got struck, for some reason, go figure. Do continue.

The group is still just beginning to hammer out the details of what a Trumpified Contract might look like. But it is likely to take an “America-First” policy approach on everything from trade to immigration. The source described it as “a policy priority for 2022 and beyond.”

I can hear Trump now, braying the equivalent of needs moar cowbell: Needs Moar TRUMP.

Anyway, this is another Tiger Beat on the Potomac special, no on-record sources, lot’s of guesses/gossip, and while I don’t doubt that something’s going on in Merde-a-Lardo, I suspect it is more likely that Newticles is auditioning for Lord Damp Nut.

Noot is a shameless self-promotor, a grifter and a brigand, but he also knows a plump and easy mark when he sees one.

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11 Responses to Water Seeks Its Own Level, Part Infinity

  1. osirisopto says:

    Noot is a shameless self-promotor, a grifter and a brigand, but he also knows a plump and easy mark when he sees one.


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  2. Bruce388 says:

    My microscopic sympathy goes to Noot. Who would want to be anywhere near the former guy and his soiled Depends?

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  3. Stony Pillow says:

    Newt’s smrt. Hope he gets paid.

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  4. I suppose it’s too much to hope that a good old-fashioned Florida Sinkhole will open up under Merde Lagoon and swallow them all, isn’t it. Newticles is as much responsible for the authoritarian fascist GQP as anyone else still alive.

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  5. Meremark says:

    It ain’t 1994 no more. The man who put Newtie patootie on the map

    Rash Lamebrain is still DEAD.

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  6. Ava Middleton says:

    Sal can go straight to hell. He’s no good
    I swear…this supremacy stuff is getting on my nerves. Just why do you think Texans – all Texans can now carry a gun?


  7. roket says:

    I look forward to seeing the new and improved ideas and suggestions they come up with. The exact same way I felt when they released their 2020 platform.


  8. MDavis says:

    Sympathy? For either of them? Why?


    • Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

      As Mick’s been singing since the ’60s:

      If you meet me, have some courtesy.
      Have some sympathy, and some taste.
      Use all your well-learned politics,
      Or I’ll lay your soul to waste.


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