Well, I suppose Newticles and Lord Damp Nut might find something in common?
With an eye toward winning back the House and Senate in the 2022 midterm elections, former President Donald Trump has begun crafting a policy agenda outlining a MAGA doctrine for the party. His template is the 1994 “Contract with America,” a legislative agenda released ahead of the midterm elections in the middle of President Bill Clinton’s first term. And, as a cherry on top, he’s teaming up with its main architect — Gingrich — to do it.
I’m not sure which of those two assholes I feel the most sorry for in this sad episode having to spend time with the other. Noot who fancies himself a teacher and the worlds dumbest student, probably. The only winners are Mel and Calli, who get these horn dogs outta the house for a while.
In recent weeks, Trump sat down with the former House speaker as well as his former chief of staff Mark Meadows and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) at his private Mar-a-Lago club to begin crafting the document, according to a source familiar with the meeting.
I think Politico mean to say Court Eunuchs, but the adjectival nouns got struck, for some reason, go figure. Do continue.
The group is still just beginning to hammer out the details of what a Trumpified Contract might look like. But it is likely to take an “America-First” policy approach on everything from trade to immigration. The source described it as “a policy priority for 2022 and beyond.”
I can hear Trump now, braying the equivalent of needs moar cowbell: Needs Moar TRUMP.
Anyway, this is another Tiger Beat on the Potomac special, no on-record sources, lot’s of guesses/gossip, and while I don’t doubt that something’s going on in Merde-a-Lardo, I suspect it is more likely that Newticles is auditioning for Lord Damp Nut.
Noot is a shameless self-promotor, a grifter and a brigand, but he also knows a plump and easy mark when he sees one.