Bad Signs, Cont.

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9 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    Memorise that, and your dementia will just go away.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    A man was waiting for a bus one day, when he noticed a young blonde man digging a hole……and another blonde man immediately filling the hole back in with dirt. He watches as they move up the street doing this over and over again. The first blonde digs a hole, and the second one fills the dirt right back in. After a few minutes, he decides to ask them “excuse me, what are you guys doing?””We’re working” the first blonde replies.”Just the two of you?” He inquires.“Well” the second blonde chimes in, “there’s usually three of us, but the guy that plants the trees called in sick”

    I’ll see myself out…

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    • This left out that they are in the Army, and that men aren’t blonde.

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      • Ten Bears says:

        🎶 They’re in the Army now, a rat-a-tat-tat a-rat-a tat-tat … and right here in the heart of white bred and mayonnaise they all think they are!

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      • pagan in repose says:

        And one of them is a Corporal who is in charge of the detail and is strictly supervising. And usually it would be a latrine ditch that they would be digging, it would self-fill as they dig…

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    It’s cute until you do find yourself thinking of these things.

    If not yourself others …

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  4. MDavis says:

    What?
    The TFP part wasn’t bad, but that is not an acronym.
    And the “cAll bells” part doesn’t even belong on the list. Does everyone in this joint have to carry one around, just in case?
    I read that joint as “Harold’s Cross Blackrock Widow” at first.

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