The Goat Rodeo Never Stops

Outta the mouths of babes.

Thanks, Scissorhead Purplehead!


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7 Responses to The Goat Rodeo Never Stops

  1. Jimmy T says:

    Hey Mom, how was I fu*king born. Well, a few years ago, your daddy and I decided to plant a seed. Your dad put it in the ground and then I took care of it for a few months. With, time, the plant started growing more and more leaves until it grew into a big healthy plant. We then dried it and smoked it, got very high and forgot to use a condom.

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  2. Lsamsa says:

    The best part…she looks concerned and has to look back at the goat to ensure that it is indeed “a f**king goat”

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    I bet she learned the world’s most favorite adjective/verb/noun from her daddy while driving.

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  4. artahzen says:

    She says it like that’s the way its printed in her children’s book. She knows what it is!

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    • ali redford says:

      I gathered that, too. Or, as if fkg goats come into their yard often enough to make one or another adult use the full term.

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  5. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    Everybody knows that there are two types of everything in the world. There’s the thing and, then, there’s the fucking thing. I’m sure somewhere around the house there are goats, too.


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  6. MDavis says:

    Time for the Lifeboy.


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