Look out, Indiana, a pestilence of Biblical proportions is heading your way as fetus-fondling gawd-botheres Mother Pence and the Walking Termite Buffet make plans to return to the scene of the crime:
That’s Kansas’ movie tagline, you twatmuppet, and does anyone really dream of moonlight on the Wabash?
“There’s no place like home and Indiana is home,” Karen Pence said in a statement provided exclusively to USA TODAY.
The Pences were not made available for an interview.
That’s a press release, that is not an exclusive. But at least USA Today was upfront about one thing: the Pence’s motives:
They are moving in this weekend, providing the native Hoosier a chance to launch a potential bid for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination from his home state.
So it’s all bullshit and optics, in other words. They are returning to Indiana so that they can eventually move back to DC. Got it.