Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never, wants us to know that he is NOT getting vaccinated against the Trump-Virus:
“Until they show me evidence that people who have already had the infection are dying in large numbers, or being hospitalized or getting very sick, I just made my own personal decision that I’m not getting vaccinated because I’ve already had the disease and I have natural immunity,” Paul said.
“It’s as natural as my hair,” Sen. Paul didn’t add.
“Are they also going to tell me I can’t have a cheeseburger for lunch? Are they going to tell me that I have to eat carrots only and cut my calories?” Paul continued. “All that would probably be good for me, but I don’t think big brother ought to tell me to do it.”
That is not the message that CDC is trying to promote to Wee the Peeple, but fake Libertarian that he is, Schrödinger’s Senator always has his own reasons for being contrarian: he’s an asshole to the end.