Grifters Gotta Grift

Trump, in the key of f-u.

The WaPo tells us that Merde-a-Lardo —where Lord Damp Nut lives and crashes weddings— has been charging the Secret Service $396.15 Ameros per night, every night, since January 20.

Instructive quote:

“It’s tacky,” Jeffrey A. Engel, the director of the Center for Presidential History at Southern Methodist University, said of Trump’s new charges. “Just because you can make a buck doesn’t mean you should make a buck. And especially when you have a situation where you’re an ex-president. You’re not going to starve.”

Tacky is a core competency chez Merde-a-Lardo, and let us not forget that Lord Damp Nut charged us taxpayers $3 Ameros for a glass of water that he drank at his own trash palace.

Always be closing, or more accurately, always be grifting.



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11 Responses to Grifters Gotta Grift

  1. roket says:

    Q’s messiah is a money changer? That’s odd.

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    Remove his Secret Service protection, him and his entire grifting family. They claim to be obscenely rich, so they can afford their own protection details.

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    • genelms says:

      Just transfer them off the government payroll to the Trump Org. After the revelations regarding the Secret Service recently none of the agents that have been close to TFG and his spawn can be trusted.

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  3. pagan in repose says:

    I think I’m going to start referring to grifting as lying, cheating, stealing,…grifting is just too soft a word to describe what these fuckers have been doing their whole whoring lives! (My apologies to all the whore’s of the world.) Not to mention the pain and suffering they have brought on so many people. Let’s not “Lunts” the language describing all the untold damage these cretin’s have inflicted on people and animals over the course of their lives.

    Here’s George Carlin on soft language:

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    • purplehead says:

      Damn. Some people just should never expire. Or pass away. Or suffer from a terminal episodes. We need them forever. Geo Carlin. Molly Hallowed Ivins. Ann Sanctified Richards. Barbara Consecrated Jordan. RBeatifiedG.

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  4. R White says:

    The same report has fat nixon charging the secret service over $500/night to stay at his bedbug golf ‘palace’ in NJ since his trash palace in floriduh shuts down for the summer season.

    Stop giving the vulgar fuck protection. When his protective detail aren’t out running errands like fetching his lard ass diet coke’s or dry cleaning, they find the time to shag his wife or his daughter.


  5. Ten Bears says:

    I wouldn’t pick that up with someone else’s truck …

    What was that old number: every picture tells a story? That picture personifies grandparents Army deserter, pimp and prostitute, dope dealers; father Klansman slum-lord, pimp and dope dealers mother a Scottish chamber-maid of dubious immigration status; with second Russian “model” wife.

    It just screams Queens …


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