H/T @NamelessCynic on the electronic Tweeting Machine
It’s a true story, everywhere you find a musician or actor, you also find a cook or waiter.
So the drummer for a local band had two twin daughters. Seemed reasonable to name them “Anna One” “Anna Two.”
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(insert Carey Grant “GET OUT!” meme here)
AND KEEP GOING!
Worked in bars and restaurants for years myself, didn’t know I hadda learn guitar, too!
I had a job like that once, I was doing fine until the night my g-string broke.
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted” – Mae West
But if you know more than 3 chords, you’re overqualified.
No wonder my daughter did not stay in the service industry-she can’t cook much and doesn’t play to guitar at all. She also had limited patience with ass hats, so there is that! But she was a great server.
I can play the radio – OPB – and I can cook. Overqualified no doubt.
We dare you to find a better offer.”
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