No Loyalty Amongst Thieves: Speculating Wildly on Trump Crime Family

Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. has been working for months to “flip” the longtime Trump Organization chief financial officer Allen Weisselberg and get him to cooperate against twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid, and so it has come to pass that New York AG Letitia James also wants a piece of the action in the criminal investigation of the Trump Crime Family.

This news is encouraging a lot of speculation about who will flip, and it may surprise you to learn that opinions vary!

Michael Cohen says he believes Trump will ‘flip on all of them,’ including his children, in New York investigations into his company

Sounds like a Hallmark movie full of  family love, don’t it?

Now of course, convicted felon Michael Cohen was Lord Damp Nut’s fixer before he was thrown under the bus, so he’s not exactly a reliable source without an axe to grind, but we also note that Cohen pretty much has accurately predicted all of the actions of The Stable Genius, including not attending the inauguration, and that the mango-hued shitgibbon would NEVER say that he lost the 2020 Goat Rodeo and do whatever it takes to avoid being a LOSER.

Speaking with MSNBC’s Joy Reid, Cohen said he believed that while legal scholars and the public wondered whether investigators might flip people close to Trump such as his former lawyer Rudy Giuliani and the Trump Organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, Trump himself would ultimately be the one to switch sides.

“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them, including his children,” he said, adding: “I really believe that Donald Trump cares for only himself and he realizes that his goose is cooked.”

OK, so that is now the house position. Get your Quatloos ready and place your wagers: Will Lord Damp Nut flip on all of ’em to save his orange skin?

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18 Responses to No Loyalty Amongst Thieves: Speculating Wildly on Trump Crime Family

  1. He’s also been spending lots of time in Vance’s office, spilling. He may have been a low rent fixer, but it appears he kept an amazingly detailed CYA file.

    Also…being cheap will get you in tons of trouble. I’m pretty sure a lot of this started breaking open when Weisselberg’s son and daughter-in-lay started divorcing and she found out that their condominium ‘wedding gift’ was….actually ‘compensation’ and no they didn’t own this giant piece of their wealth.

    One, there’s no way in hell they were paying taxes on it (income OR property!) , and two, lying to your wife about owning your own home is pretty much guaranteed to make her divorce lawyer start cranking out the financial records subpoenas like a copier going berserk .

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    • Astamari says:

      Also Trump gifted the younger Weisselberg with a no-show job managing the Central Park ice skating concession, witch the Trump Organization ran. So Vance is going through his kids to flip old Alan who has been the CFO to this sad sack outfit for more than 40 years.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Sing like a canary with an eagle up his ass.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

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  4. David says:

    Now we know why the WhiteHouse has a fly infestation.

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  5. ali redford says:

    I also believe Trump’ll spill first and give up everyone else to try to save his own hide. I just hope he spits all the info out before he pops a vein in his brain or somewhere.

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    • R White says:

      If anything, he’ll shit his pants once he is angered and realizes that he cannot BS his way out of that line of incriminating questions. It’s what happened routinely at the WH whenever the press were immediately barred from asking questions about the pandemic as fat nixon’ handlers whisked him away to keep that foul stench to a minimum amongst staffers.

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  6. w3ski4me says:

    His name still has recognition as something. Until his name turns to mud, we will continue to see his grubby hands at work. I don’t think turning on the kids will be enough, although that may dissuade a few. Prison for treason should do it. Prison under the RICO act would be a good backup. Heck even tax evasion, but he needs to be seen as a minor scumbag want to be mobster, that he is.
    Take the glasses off, the Emperor truly has no clothes.
    w3ski

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  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    The other night Eric was telling Hannity how strangers hug him “with tears in their eyes” and tell him how much they miss his daddy. In other words, “Throw Donnie under the bus! Throw Vanky! Don’t throw me!” Tiff must be glad she wasn’t attractive enough to be part of the inner circle.

    Where did I put that popcorn?

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    • R White says:

      What Eric doesn’t know is that most strangers feel sorry for such the dimwit, who also being Gary Busey’s bastard, is caught up in such a horrific string of messes not of his own doing.

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    • dixiechiken says:

      Did Eric also say they called him “sir”? rolleyes

      JFC, these people are all one trick ponies. It’s the same shtick regurgitated over and over and over. I hate them like poison.

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  8. pagan in repose says:

    If trump is a narcissist he will give up everyone and the pet dog to save his ass.

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  9. laura says:

    My shiny nickel wager is that the first daughter cops a plea and rolls on errrbody.

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  10. roket says:

    UsulTG, we [will] have wormsign flipping the likes of which even GOD has never seen.

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  11. spotthedog says:

    Got nuttin to wager with, but I hope there’s a big enough flip to make Simone Biles go “Damn!”.

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  12. Meremark says:

    Totally yellow yuck is going to blame his wives’ kids.
    He has no attachment.
    Every child was from a different sperm bank. Because, you know, Barron, John.

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