Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. has been working for months to “flip” the longtime Trump Organization chief financial officer Allen Weisselberg and get him to cooperate against twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid, and so it has come to pass that New York AG Letitia James also wants a piece of the action in the criminal investigation of the Trump Crime Family.
This news is encouraging a lot of speculation about who will flip, and it may surprise you to learn that opinions vary!
Sounds like a Hallmark movie full of family love, don’t it?
Now of course, convicted felon Michael Cohen was Lord Damp Nut’s fixer before he was thrown under the bus, so he’s not exactly a reliable source without an axe to grind, but we also note that Cohen pretty much has accurately predicted all of the actions of The Stable Genius, including not attending the inauguration, and that the mango-hued shitgibbon would NEVER say that he lost the 2020 Goat Rodeo and do whatever it takes to avoid being a LOSER.
Speaking with MSNBC’s Joy Reid, Cohen said he believed that while legal scholars and the public wondered whether investigators might flip people close to Trump such as his former lawyer Rudy Giuliani and the Trump Organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, Trump himself would ultimately be the one to switch sides.
“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them, including his children,” he said, adding: “I really believe that Donald Trump cares for only himself and he realizes that his goose is cooked.”
OK, so that is now the house position. Get your Quatloos ready and place your wagers: Will Lord Damp Nut flip on all of ’em to save his orange skin?