The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

“Noooooooo!”

I know that there are some well-intended liberals that are urging people like me to quit obsessing over twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid, but as long as he is calling the shots for the Coup Klux Klan and is the likely GOP 2024 Goat Rodeo nominee, then he is actually important to cover.

And that brings us to his reaction to the news that the Trump Organization is now in a criminal investigation:

I have just learned, through leaks in the mainstream media, that after being under investigation from the time I came down the escalator 5½ years ago, including the fake Russia Russia Russia Hoax, the 2 year, $48M, No Collusion Mueller Witch Hunt, Impeachment Hoax #1, Impeachment Hoax #2, and others, that the Democrat New York Attorney General has “informed” my organization that their “investigation” is no longer just a civil matter but also potentially a “criminal” investigation working with the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office. There is nothing more corrupt than an investigation that is in desperate search of a crime.

I don’t think a press release counts as a leak, but you know, you be you, LOSER. Tired of all the winning yet?

Anyway, the statement goes on and on (mostly bragging and denial), and at the end of it I was left with the strong impression that the mango-hued shitgibbon is terrified and he has nothing left except his blog-like thingie.

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10 Responses to The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

  1. Bruce388 says:

    It’s high time New York made the former guy’s nightmares come true.

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  2. He’s gotta keep the MAGA pot a-boil, so of course it’s the sinister-sounding “leaks in the lügenpresse media” how he learned of this instead of [checks notes] the letter that the NYAG’s office sent to Trump Org lawyers in April saying they were no expanding the civil investigation to possible encompass criminal charges.

    Y’know, after so many different Witch-Hunts it would be reasonable that, just possibly on the outside edge of plasubility that there might actually be a witch around here…

    Next step, to follow the example of the wise Sir Bedivere, does he weigh as much as a DUCK?

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    “Tired of all the whining yet?”
    FIFY

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  4. osirisopto says:

    He just learned of it through the press?

    You mean not a single one of his yes-men, todies, sycophants, kids, wives, caddies, flunkies, or assistants either had the courage or pulled their head out of his ass long enough to tell him?

    Sweet.

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  5. R White says:

    Really tired of the whining. Hopefully he will stroke out. But then he will most likely become a martyr for redneck assholes everywhere kind of like when nascar legend dale ernhardt died and became a replacement for the number three whenever some moron held three fingers aloft…

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  6. Stony Pillow says:

    Waiting for the rallies to start. Let’s see if he can fill a stadium with paying customers (he won’t be giving away tix after Tik Tok).

    He’ll fade away as a media event long before he fades away to prison.

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  7. vonBeavis says:

    Damn right you need to keep reminding everyone about the misdeeds of the orange sphincter, TG! I even want the updates after he’s fitted with his skin tone matching Gitmo suit. And his congressional flying monkeys.

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