Time Takes Its Toll

You laugh, but then read this:

Fungus full of psychedelic drugs could cause Indiana Brood X cicadas’ butts to fall off

17-years underground, and their butts fall off, and they were not even part of the 4th Reich.

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12 Responses to Time Takes Its Toll

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I don’t know if it’s time, I suspect it’s shittons of Coke, and some cheap plastic surgery.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    I’ve sampled a fair share of psychedelics, but bug butts is a new one.

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  3. If there was ever a message for kids to leave drugs to professionals…

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    • revzafod says:

      Unfortunately, the one true professional went to the big high in the sky years ago. Literally. Hunter S Thompson’s remains were shot out of a cannon.

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  4. laura says:

    Gacked to the rafters is no way to spend your daddy’s preznitin’ years. While I distain tfg and his family with the heat of 10,000 suns, there’s a special spot for the entire crew for ignoring djtj’s spiral instead of getting him the help he obviously needs, but he’s had a lifetime of a lack of love and boy howdy does it show on that face. I’m not going to be surprised if he ends up toe tagged.

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    • Meremark says:

      Rawstory item shouts at DT,Jr to plea deal with prosecutors before virginal Mrs. Kitchner does.

      But I’ve noticed the asset exposure diversification where each child attached to a different sperm bank.

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  5. This fungus might explain some of the people I have seen out there: bugfck insane and unable to find their own ass.

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  6. Kent Fossgreen says:

    I think you meant to headline “Time Takes Its Troll”.

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  7. spotthedog says:

    Hell, those assholes aged us all, unfortunately.

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    • beckymaenot says:

      Right?!?!? They should all be held accountable for the years they have taken off of our lives- not to mention the loss of life they ACTUALLY caused- (covid denial- I’m lookin at you).

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    • Meremark says:

      Time speeds up in war.
      Time slows down in peace.

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  8. Richard Portman says:

    Look at that! Now they show their true faces. I’d still like to see them in jail. I wonder if they think it was worth it.

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