The Stupid Coup Commission (Part Infinity)

Yesterday K-Mac said he won’t support a Stupid Coup Commission, because its scope would be too narrow to derail the investigation without including all the BLM protests last summer.

Then Nancy Smash correctly assessed the situation:

“Leader McCarthy won’t take yes for an answer. In his Feb. 22 letter, he made 3 requests to be addressed in Democrats’ discussion draft. Every single one was granted by Democrats, yet he still says no.”

And then from the department of the totally obvious…

Sen. Mike Rounds (R-SD) —who was NOT among the handful of Republicans who voted to convict Trump after The Stupid Coup—

Then Hair Füror put his 3-inch lifts, er, foot down on The Stupid Coup Commission, and it remains a mystery why. Yes, from  his fake blog-like thingie, The Desk of Lord Damp Nut:

“Republicans in the House and Senate should not approve the Democrat trap of the January 6 Commission. It is just more partisan unfairness and unless the murders, riots, and fire bombings in Portland, Minneapolis, Seattle, Chicago, and New York are also going to be studied, this discussion should be ended immediately. Republicans must get much tougher and much smarter, and stop being used by the Radical Left. Hopefully, Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy are listening!”

And it seems that besides bats,  K-Mac heard the high pitched squeal from Merde-a-Lardo, as Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly informs us:

McCarthy races to contain GOP defections on Jan. 6 commission

“…Dozens of Republicans are privately considering voting for the Jan. 6 commission — which McCarthy himself said he opposed earlier Tuesday, even after he deputized one of his allies, Rep. John Katko of New York, to strike a bipartisan agreement on the proposal. In a sign of momentum, the bipartisan House Problem Solvers Caucus, of which Katko is a member, formally voted to endorse the legislation Tuesday evening.

Just days after GOP leaders decided they wouldn’t force their members’ hands either way, McCarthy and his leadership team issued an informal “leadership recommendation” ahead of the Wednesday vote, urging a “no” vote to help contain defections in their party. Former President Donald Trump also sought to shut down the commission on the eve of the floor vote, calling it a “Democrat trap” and urging Republicans to get “much tougher and much smarter.”

Clearly, K-Mac is worried that if he doesn’t contain it, well…

The Coup Klux Klan’s opposition to the commission includes Manny People, er, many lawmakers who have tried to re-write history:

  • Rep. Paul Gosar called the individuals who violently broke into the Capitol peaceful patriots and declared that the DOJ is harassing them.
  • Rep. Ralph Norman tried to claim that the insurrection was NOT GQP loyalists, (but rather Antifa and BLM, despite the fact that Hair Füror weeks before had invited Possum Hollar to his “Stop the Steal” rally and then ordered them to march to the Capitol.
  • Rep. Andrew Clyde shamelessly tried to convince us  it was a normal tourist visit.  And then pictures of him assisting to block the door, and shrieking as he was guarded by gun-wielding security people surfaced.
  • K-Mac hisself  claimed that twice impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid intervened in the riot as soon as he could; meanwhile hours passed

So of course K-Mac is worried about being forced to testify about the phone conversation he had with Hair Füror while the brigades from Possum Hollar were looking for scalps —including his!— to collect.

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7 Responses to The Stupid Coup Commission (Part Infinity)

  1. osirisopto says:

    We hear that anywhere between 20 to 50 Republicans could vote for this commission, with the total very fluid. Republicans are concerned about a “jailbreak,” in which a flood of lawmakers back the legislation en masse.

    TFG is making a list, and his pocket Nazi is checking it twice.

    Is K-Mac so stupid to not realize his name is marked in red?

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    • The TFG bus has room for only one passenger; all other seats are trap doors leading to the thousand wheels beneath.

      Smooths out the many, MANY bump-bump-bump’s as the trap doors get opened, y’see..

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Yes, please, we want: the murders, riots, and fire bombings in Portland, Minneapolis, Seattle, Chicago, and New York studied.

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  3. Richard Portman says:

    Meanwhile, out here in the colorful picturesque western states, we are wondering when these people will come to their senses. It took us 17 long years to protect and nurture this years crop of cicadas. Now that they are here, people are freaking out about the noise and wondering if they are edible. Yes they are edible. Yes they are a special event.

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