Maybe He Can Return The Homecoming Tux?

Well, Rep. Matt Gaetz homecoming plans are caput:

“A Florida politician considered key to the investigation of Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) formally pleaded guilty Monday to sex trafficking of a minor and a host of other crimes, agreeing to cooperate fully with prosecutors and testify in court in hopes of leniency for himself.

“Appearing in court Monday, Joel Greenberg, a former tax collector for Seminole County, Fla., repeatedly said, ‘I do’ in response to questions from the judge, affirming what he had already admitted in a written plea agreement made public last week. His plea and deal to cooperate is a potentially ominous sign for Gaetz, as it signals prosecutors have lined up a critical witness as they continue to investigate the congressman.”

 

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3 Responses to Maybe He Can Return The Homecoming Tux?

  1. osirisopto says:

    I’m sure Gaetz will have a career as a Q-anon consultant.

    Seriously, if anyone knows about pedophilia it’s him.

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  2. sos says:

    And by ominous sign for Gaetz the author surely means delightfully-delicious schadenfreude for us humans!

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  3. ming says:

    As always, I am compelled to point out that Dinosauria was an exceptionally successful clade that ruled every ecological niche on the planet for over 200 million years. Their ancestors, those jerks, are still around today. I see Republicans being more like Oozlum Birds than dinosaurs.

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