CDC Submits Spec Script To SNL

As we all know late last week, the CDC surprised the country by announcing that fully-vaccinated Americans don’t need to wear masks anymore, you know, except in a few places, of which SNL rightly poked fun.

We mention this only because the CDC then went on to essentially write another SNL skit:

CDC chief on mask wearing: Unvaccinated people need to be honest with themselves

(CNN)Dr. Rochelle Walensky, director of the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, said Sunday that people have to be honest with themselves when deciding whether to wear a mask after the agency lifted masking requirements for vaccinated people…

“I think that people who were not inclined to wear a mask were not inclined to wear a mask before Thursday,” Walensky told CNN’s Dana Bash on “State of the Union” when asked if she trusted that people would wear a mask if they were unvaccinated…

“What we’re really asking in those settings, is to say, in terms of the honor system, people have to be honest with themselves,” Walensky said. “You’re protected if you’re vaccinated, you’re not if you’re not vaccinated.”

Honest-to-blog, they are asking the people of Possum Hollar —who think that the Stupid Coup was BLM-lead/normal tourism/antifa-false-flag operation and who took the suggestion to heart to drink the fish tank cleaner hydroxychloroquine to cure the Chy-na hoax pandemic (complete with mass graves) instead of taking the actual pandemic vaccine their Dear Leader personally invented in which Bill Gates put in tracking devices— to be honest with themselves.

Meanwhile, as Axios’ morning email thingie tells us:

An alarming amount of vaccine-hesitant people who list side effects as a top concern falsely believe the vaccines cause death, DNA alteration, infertility or birth defects, according to recent Harris polling.

DNA Alteration? I can see why the master race is worried about not passing down their genes:

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8 Responses to CDC Submits Spec Script To SNL

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    I knew we’d be effed in the dark as soon as the CDC announced this. You can’t rely on people to act honorably when the people you’re asking don’t have any honor. Or empathy. Or intelligence. Or morals. Or ethics. Or…

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  2. Yeah, and they’re now proclaiming that this is just evidence that we never needed masks anyway!

    I swear, these people are stupid enough to go out into a blizzard wearing a swimsuit because “I didn’t need to wear a coat in July!”

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  3. roket says:

    They should pass a law that no one can vote in person unless they show their vaccination card.

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    • revzafod says:

      Great idea. Federal law. Then let’s see states like Georgia continue to make it harder to vote by mail.

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  4. beckymaenot says:

    You know what- fuckem. If they aren’t vaxxd because of some bullshit political reason- nothing you say or do will convince them.

    https://www.sciencealert.com/most-anti-vaccine-conspiracies-online-come-from-the-same-12-people-study-shows

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/cleveland-clinic-study-997percent-of-hospitalized-covid-19-patients-since-jan-1-were-unvaccinated/ar-BB1gBzSV

    My step-daughter is 32, asthmatic, diabetic and obese- but she is not getting the vaccine because “they are tracking you with a chip and I am not going to be their guinea pig”. This is the girl who never puts her damn phone down. Her dad tried to explain, begged her, bribed her, and still she is un-reachable. She has an 18month old kid and we have come to grips with the fact that she’s going to stay unprotected and we may end up raising the kid. smh

    “You can not reason with unreasonable people.” Jim Wright

    Well no shit. This is the world be live in.

    “They are fucking it up for everybody” Chris Rock

    Still.

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