Area Fascist To Resume Fascist Rallies

Guys, it seems that there is some evidence to support our claims that having Hair Füror’s complete and total endorsement might not be the Midas touch, but could be a politician’s career killer:

The former president is studying races and plans to bestow his superlative-laden endorsements around the country in many 2022 primary or general election contests for the U.S. House, Senate, and governorships, according to a person familiar with his thinking. While those nods can still be the golden ticket in a Republican primary and solidly GOP districts, they also can energize independents and Democrats who don’t like Trump in competitive districts—risking defeat for Republican candidates in the general election and with it possible control of the House, according to studies of the 2018 and 2020 campaigns….

Earlier this month, Trump announced his support for Susan Wright, who was running in a special election to replace her late husband, Representative Ron Wright, in a safe Republican district in Texas. He claimed that “Susan surged after I gave her an endorsement last week.” Wright was the top vote-getter but failed to avoid a runoff. In fact, almost 70% of the votes cast for Republicans in the crowded field were for someone besides Wright.

And because we know that everything Lord Damp Nut touches dies, this is our own confirmation bias news.

That said, of course Hair Füror is planning on taking his Wedding Crasher act out of Merde-a-Lardo and burn down the Reichstag, er, start to holding rallies again:

(Bloomberg) — Former President Donald Trump expects to resume rallies with two events next month and one around the July 4 holiday, a person familiar with his plans confirmed.

Trump’s team is still determining the venues for the rallies, the person said. The planned resumption was first reported by the New York Post.

Expect our Failed Political Press ™ to give wall-to-wall coverage, again. No one learned anything except that a short-fingered vulgar talking yam is a freak show that gets boffo box office.


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21 Responses to Area Fascist To Resume Fascist Rallies

  1. w3ski4me says:

    Rallies? Again? Does it ever stop? I can only hope they are a real bust in attendance. How many times will his followers gather to hear his stale old “I wuz robbed” act? How pathetic.
    His prison sentence can’t come a moment too soon.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    What if – put the guns down – he’s a secret dem out to destroy the repubes?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. spotthedog says:

    Of course he’s gonna do that and I’m glad he is; there’s a year and a half for his dull routine to get duller, and for the numbers of GQPers who pass his purity/loyalty test to dwindle, and for Liz to continue nipping at his heels, and potential fallout from Rudy. Hard to put a rudder on a wrecking train. See ya at ‘Four Seasons’!

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  4. Steve-O says:

    More rallies? More like more cities and venues he’ll stiff on the bill.
    It’s the, I’m not writing that name, way.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. roket says:

    Repeat performances of losing-the-election bitch fests will get old pretty fast.

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  6. Trump’s team is still determining the venues for the rallies, the person said.

    Translation: “We having trouble finding someplace that’ll take us because, face it, this is a TFG production…the venue will get stiffed on the money and more and more venues are demanding cash up front.”

    Hey TFG! You still owe the taxpayers of Pima County and Tucson $80 fucking grand.

    FROM 2016!

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  7. laura says:

    Shiftless deadbeat loser isn’t going anywhere unless others cough up the cover costs and pay for the privilege of being in the presence of a grievance polishing has been who wouldn’t get booked for the midnight til 2am lounge of the saddest off strip Vegas truck stop casino. Also, subpoenas. Shiftless deadbeat loser is askeered of the law and planning to hightail from one safehouse to another. So sure, rallies. Any day now.

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  8. osirisopto says:

    Maybe he’s betting the people who run the GOP will pay him to go away?

    Liked by 2 people

  9. sos says:

    LDN is NOT “studying races” some flunky (Jason Miller anyone?) is feeding that lazy moron some theoretically “safe” races. Here’s to hoping he screws them up as well.

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  10. beckymaenot says:

    “Sure- you can have your rally here- but we are going to need your cash payment in advance. Additionally- there will be a cash deposit required for damages that would be refundable after the event.”

    Liked by 1 person

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