One of these things is not like the other!

Pizzagaetz

This is an unusual defense:

“I’m being falsely accused of exchanging money for naughty favors. Yet, Congress has reinstituted a process that legalizes the corrupt act of exchanging money for favors, through earmarks, and everybody knows that that’s the corruption.”

—Aging Prom King, Rep. Matt Gaetz

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8 Responses to One of these things is not like the other!

  1. lofgren says:

    “Sure I exchanged favors for drugs and sex, but aren’t the Congressmen using their power to create jobs and build infrastructure in their communities the real criminals?”

    “What’s that?”

    “My lawyer has informed that actually that is their job, and I am the real criminal.”

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  2. MDavis says:

    “I didn’t do it, and he’s doing it too! Why don’t you go after him!”

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Naughty favors? No, it’s statutory rape, Matt.

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  4. Weird Dave says:

    I’m being falsely accused of exchanging money for naughty favors.

    As if anyone would do him for free…

    Liked by 3 people

  5. roket says:

    Oh, nose. Does Matt want to criminalize politics, or what?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Ten Bears says:

    Que theme from Perry Mason …

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  7. RWW says:

    A careful reading of Dingbatt Matt’s statement reveals that it’s only :through earmarks: which makes exchanging money for favors corrupt.

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