I Thought ‘Hookers and Blow’…

PizzaGaetz

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

…was Junior Mints and his emotional support cougar’s band name, but I was wrong:

Rep. Matt Gaetz Snorted Cocaine With Escort Who Had ‘No Show’ Gov’t Job

“When Rep. Matt Gaetz attended a 2019 GOP fundraiser in Orlando, his date that night was someone he knew well: a paid escort and amateur Instagram model who led a cocaine-fueled party after the event.

“The Florida congressman’s one-time wingman, Joel Greenberg, will identify that escort to investigators as one of more than 15 young women Gaetz paid for sex.”

Gaetz is cooked. Stick a fork in him.

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8 Responses to I Thought ‘Hookers and Blow’…

  1. purplehead says:

    Not MY fork. I sometimes eat from my fork.

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  2. This beast needs an appointment with the gom jabbar. He’s already proven his inhumanity.

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  3. can I stick a chainsaw in him?

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  4. roket says:

    I hear strands of hair are a good record of cocaine usage. He should probably consider shaving his head. Like Britney.

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  5. Meremark says:

    Tell prosecutors to get DNA sample as a paternity test of Gaetz’s so-called ‘adopted’ son (now 21yo) who was conceived when his mother was 14yo and Gaetz was 19yo.

    Simple 23 and Me paternity test, Court ordered, could answer many questions.

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  6. muttpupdad says:

    I thought Gaetz had the No-Show job,has he ever done anything yet in comgress

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