Floriduh’s Cyber Ninja’s, currently “auditing” the 2020 Goat Rodeo ballots in Arizonastan’s Maricopa County are taking a week. vacay from counting bamboo fibers and checking for mysterious watermarks under UV lights, and
whatever other rituals dank and obscene that their dark lord, er, whatever conspiracies, er, whatever wild hair gets up Hair Füror’s butt.
Why a vacation, you ask?
The Arizona Sun tell us that the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Phoenix —where Hulk Hogan once wrestled King Kong Bundy!— is needed for a series of graduation ceremonies from area high schools:
The Arizona Senate-ordered audit of Maricopa County’s general election will take a one-week hiatus at the end of the week to make way for high school graduations at Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Phoenix.
The plan is to move the ballots and equipment to another area of the Arizona State Fairgrounds on Friday and move back in May 23 to pick back up on May 24.
“We’ll stand aside and secure all the ballots and equipment here on the property and be ready to go when they’re finished,” said the state Senate’s audit liaison Ken Bennett.
So lemme get this straight: the Cyber Ninjas are gonna move all their super-duper secret electronic devices and all the (bamboo?) ballots out of the way so that the jaded Yutes of Today who have been home-schooled for a year-plus can have hormone-fueled graduation parties in the fairgrounds all week long.