Our Failed Political Press ™ is breathlessly reporting that there is a move afoot to break up the Republican Party… from Republicans!
And you don’t have to read more than the second headline before you see that this is all BS: former officials.
Look, this “movement” isn’t going to go anywhere. No currently elected Republican is going to join the movement. Watch Liz Cheney if you think otherwise.
Our Failed Political Press ™ cannot let the Rudderless Republicans sink into civil war and go publicly bonkers defending a mango-hued carnival barker.
Republicans going into the Q-Spiracy destroys their Both Sides framing, and then they might have to examine their own role in propping them up.
Our FPP has been wrong about the Republicans since at least the Saint Ronnie period, and they are wrong again today; if your job requires you to sagely stroke your chin and pontificate and you always get it wrong, you and I would be fired on the spot. But these mugs just bounce around the circuit.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)