Honors and Accolades For [checks notes] Marco Rubio

Deep thoughts from Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny!

There’s a bible verse that says that the lame shall enter heaven first, and it doesn’t get much lamer than this:

I hope Rubio frames the post and puts it on his mantelpiece in a place of glory.

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4 Responses to Honors and Accolades For [checks notes] Marco Rubio

  1. spotthedog says:

    Carefully climbs a step-stool, then puts it on his mantelpiece.

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    • R White says:

      And as he is relishing that particular accolade, lil’ marco is startled by his current rent boy, a pre-pubescent cuban named ramon, who reminds him before burying his face into the shared mountain of coke, the real obligation they both owe to fat nixon that usually involves a set of knee pads.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Li’l Marco’s clicking his elevator heels with glee.

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  3. roket says:

    I’ll wager that your average Interstate Message Board gets more views than TFG’s glorious ‘platform’.

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