(Hat tip: Scissorhead Karla)
Not making this up, pinky-swear:
QAnon Has an Alarming New Plan to Steal Arizona for Trump
It had to be the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, right? Anyway, what are they up to besides looking for misplaced bamboo?
A group of Arizona citizens, including one Republican Congressional candidate, is asking the state’s Supreme Court to invalidate all election results since 2018 and remove all elected officials from their offices immediately.
And who should replace the ousted election officials? Well, the citizens who filed the lawsuit, of course.
Ain’t that convenient?
The legal petition claims all officials elected in Arizona since 2018 are “inadvertent usurpers” because the elections they won were conducted by vote-counting equipment that was not properly certified.
The plaintiffs claim the evidence to back up this staggering claim will be provided in the lawsuit’s appendix, which unfortunately they had not submitted at the time of writing.
I told you, I am not making this up:
The new lawsuit was filed with the Arizona Supreme Court on Friday, and the plaintiffs in the case sought to have their names redacted. “Petitioners have chosen to redact their names and personal information and utilize initials due a reasonable concern for their safety,” the plaintiffs write in the lawsuit.
I’d want my name to be redacted too, just so the children in the ‘hood don’t point and laugh.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Oh that ship sailed, Paulie Bugnuts (May I call you Paulie Bugnuts? I think I’ll call you Paulie Bugnuts, because you are!)
It sailed so long ago, that like Theseus’s ship, not one single splinter of the original remains…
When you signed on to QLoon Fann’s Senate majority and the fraudit, Paulie Bugnuts, you signed on to ALL the crazy, not just the crazy you thought you could sweep easily into the memory hole for your next election.
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Have you heard the theory about the secret cabal running the government? No one knows who they really are. We only have their initials to go by.
They meet in secret man caves and make deals in smoke filled back rooms.
The are the Q-minati and they’re out to rule the world.
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Hmm. Brave Sir Redacted?
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I would have barbequed that goat the first time.
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“Agenda? No, your Honor. We don’t have an agenda. What makes you think we’d have an agenda?”
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Why would we have an agenda when we don’t even have any evidence.
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