Area Man Embarrassed

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.

““It makes us look like idiots. Looking back, I didn’t think it would be this ridiculous. It’s embarrassing to be a state senator at this point.”

— Republican Arizona state Sen. Paul Boyer on the “Cyber Ninja” 2020 Goat Rodeo “audit” being undertaken by state senate Republicans. We note that Boyer voted for the audit.

No, it makes you look like “Republicans,” Paul. Remember unskew the polls in 2012? How’d that work out for ya?

Color note: the auditorium where the “audit” is happening is where Hulk Hogan wrestled King Kong Bundy. Seems strangely fitting.

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7 Responses to Area Man Embarrassed

  1. spotthedog says:

    Hmm, could it be that you LOOK like idiots because you ARE idiots?!

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I didn’t think it would be THIS ridiculous when I voted for it. I thought it would be a much more reasonable level of ridiculous. I’m not against voting for ridiculous things, but I do have certain (low) standards!

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    • CalicoJack says:

      Howdy Sirius!

      He kinda sorta gives away the whole shootin’ match with that one, don’t he? He’s saying they all knew it would be ridiculous but he didn’t know that the Cyber Ninnies wouldn’t know how to camouflage it. I bet he’s starting to wonder if they’ll even write a report declaring massive fraud found, evidence unavailable due to proprietary secrets, Trump is the rightful winner, the end. I mean, how long would it take to “audit” the ballots if you were going to declare fraud and a Trump win regardless of the findings? Come on, these guys are just dragging it out and its starting to look ridiculous. That’s what he’s saying, right?

      Huzzah!
      Jack

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    Starting to look like Arizona won’t have any water next month.

    There just isn’t enough.

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  4. Rez Dog says:

    The venue is iving up to its name: Madhouse on McDowell.

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  5. roket says:

    Oops, republican Arizona state Sen. Paul Boyer (R-RINO) has regrets. Real republicans don’t have regrets.

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  6. R White says:

    Never forget that the worthless beltway media kept giving life to the ‘Big Lie’ even when initially after the election, morally bankrupt republicans in states like Georgia, Florida, Arizona and others along with the voters were ready to declare uncle Joe the winner & move on.

    But no, overrated stenographers who were all ‘jonesing’ for the idiotic chaos that fat nixon embodies like that of a quick meth hit, failed to snuff out supposed conspiracies time and again whenever morons like ron johnson grunted and howled his allegiance to the fat, vulgar orange fuck.

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