Meanwhile in Arizona…

White, Like Me

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.

You cannot make up racist merde like this:

Arizona’s Republican-Run Election Audit Is Now Looking for Bamboo-Laced “China Ballots”

On Wednesday, a member of the Arizona election audit team that has been heavily touted by former President Donald Trump revealed that its examination of the 2020 vote in Maricopa County will include a “forensic” analysis of ballots to determine if the paper is made of bamboo—in order to determine whether or not China delivered tens of thousands of fraudulent ballots to tip the state to Joe Biden.

Slate ain’t making this up:


These racist idiots think that paper is a secret known only to the West?  I’m amazed that they don’t look for rice paper, or check if the ballots are scrolls.


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13 Responses to Meanwhile in Arizona…

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Christ, these people are idiots.

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    • Idiots, with their grubby paws on our ballots!!! (well not mine fortunately, since they seem to think Maricopa county is the only one in Arizona.)

      The larger problem is the AZ lege leadership who started this whole thing is as bonkers, traumatic-brain-injury, barking mad as they are.

      What gets me is that they think these fake ballots came from the “Southeast part of the globe”

      Soooo….Australia??? (Phoenix is roughly the same latitude of Shanghai so the bulk of China is nowhere near ‘south’ of us)

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Someone should slip some papyrus in there, foke with their tiny little heads

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  3. Infidel753 says:

    These racist idiots think that paper is a secret known only to the West?

    They need to read up on who invented paper in the first place.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    I can save them some time; the bamboo ballots are the ones marked for Biden. Billions of them were made in Beijing, brought in a boat by way of Boston.

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  5. vincelamb says:

    It looks like the GQP has decided to celebrate Asian-American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month with stupid Sinophobia, fear and hatred of China and the Chinese. Dudes, you’re doing it wrong! Anyone want to bet that these fools are circulating memes that invoke Fu Manchu (and not just Nicholas Cage playing him for laughs in “Werewolf Women of the SS”)? I don’t want to search; it’s bad enough that I know Corona-chan is a thing.

    Speaking of celebrations, Tuesday was Star Wars Day and today is the Revenge of the Sixth, so I’m going to represent all the Star Wars fans by pointing out that’s a Jawa in the image, not a Sand Person (Tusken Raider). May the Fourth be with you!

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  6. FFS, the stupidity and ignorant racism are stupefying.

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  7. Bamboo ballots. Plant-based beer. There’s a connection.. I feel it, I feel it.

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  8. schmice3 says:

    Who’s paying for this?


    • Wee the stinky pipples are paying for $150k worth out of our tax dollars, and a whole bunch of donors who they will not disclose are paying for the rest. Since they won’t disclose it, we are free to speculate that it is a secret cabal of former nazis bent on world domination and are starting with us here.

      Hail Hydra!


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