Floriduh Gubnor DeSantis Performs For An Audience of One

Bravo, Floriduh:

DeSantis signs controversial elections overhaul law in made-for-Fox-only ceremony

Six months after a record-breaking 11.1 million Floridians voted in well-run, widely praised election, Gov. Ron DeSantis signed legislation Thursday that will make it harder for some people to vote in future elections.

He touted the law as a fraud-fighting measure — even though neither he nor other supporters came up with any examples of fraud from recent Florida elections that needed any remedies.

DeSantis signed the measure into law at political rally in West Palm Beach, arranged so he could take the action during the Fox News Channel morning show “Fox & Friends.” Hundreds of DeSantis supporters attended the event. Florida news reporters and photographers were excluded.

It was all for an audience of one, an oddly orange-tufted troll pacing about Merde-a-Lardo. We know this because only Fox News was invited, and it was signed in time during Petunia & Pals when they know that Lord Damp Nut would be watching while having boxes and boxes of Frosted Sugar Bombs (with extra sugar) and a Diet Coke.

It is a well-known fact that Floriduh is the land of the newly-wed-and-nearly-dead, and I would venture that Republican registration in that state trends towards the elderly, who will love to have to leave their gated communities to try to find a place to vote, you know, amongst the great unwashed. Also/Too: Floriduh has enjoyed 20 years (or so) of voting-by-mail. Imagine their surprise when the ballots don’t magically appear.

So next election when we see parades of golf carts escaping The Shady Rest , er, Villages, venturing out into the wild, it might not necessarily mean Grampa has gone sundowners.

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7 Responses to Floriduh Gubnor DeSantis Performs For An Audience of One

  1. Meanwhile in TTSKoA, the Fraudit is reaching peak crazy.

    They now have equipment in place to ‘scan’ the ballots looking for traces of bamboo. Which were imported from the ‘Southeast part of the world’ to stuff the ballot boxes.


    Mrs BDR came running into the kitchen laughing last night after she heard this on Rachel or Chris Haye’s show (I was busy making dinner) about scanning for bamboo.

    And of course making a Big Bambu joke…

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    TG, just FYI the nearly dead do NOT live in Florida. The nearly dead live in Arizona. Their PARENTS live in Florida.

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  3. sos says:

    TO be fair Frosted Sugar Bombs are a little bland. You have to add an extra scoop of sugar.

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  4. EBC says:

    Do you expect to get old at any point? Really dismissive and arrogant. There are decent people who live in every state who do not control their local governments.

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