So lifelike.

The WaPo informs us that today Facebook will make the decision of letting twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid back on their platform.

We pick-up the thread at Politico because as this is essentially gossip, they are domain experts:

An imminent decision on a blockbuster case: The ruling, which Facebook has said will be binding, could usher in Trump’s return to the world’s biggest social network — or cut him off permanently from yet another major online platform. It will also mark the highest-profile test to date for the board, which has overturned a series of Facebook’s decisions, but not yet ruled on a case of this magnitude.

If they decide to let TFG back on the platform, well, who knows what will happen, what batshit, nutso claims he will make as he attempts to overthrow democracy again (remember a failed coup is only practice), or it could just be another crashed wedding monolog. What we do know is that since Twitter booted him off their platform, and Facebook suspended him, the internet has been a little more tolerable. Just a little.

(Google-owned YouTube has said Trump’s account will be reinstated once the risk for violence subsides. No, really, they said that.)

You know, just because Facebook was used to organize the attempt to overthrow democracy here and genocide in Myanmar doesn’t make it all bad!