News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 4, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News

Fox News breathlessly tells us that…

Trump launches new communications platform months after Twitter, Facebook ban

EXCLUSIVE: Former President Trump on Tuesday launched a communications platform, which will eventually give him the ability to communicate directly with his followers, after months of being banned from sites like Twitter and Facebook. 

OMG! Look, the twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid has a nifty video announcing the mission of his platform!

…and I’m here to tell you that his platform IS A BLOG.

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18 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. M. Bouffant says:
    May 4, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    Nice swag there.

    “Don’t Blame This Family We Voted For Trump” Welcome Mat $50.00

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Scottie says:
    May 4, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    Hello TG. Also from what I read the readers cannot comment nor communicate with the blog, it is a simple read only set up. It will make tRump happy for a little bit but he will miss the interaction and praise. Hugs

    Liked by 1 person

    • brucedesertrat says:
      May 4, 2021 at 5:54 pm

      And while I didn’t count the words, I suspect every post is….140 characters.

      Visually the page is essentially “DONALD J. TRUMP” in bold black text over and over with some gray text background. Whoever did the css on that site sure as hell knows his client.

      He probably even got paid!

      Liked by 2 people

    • Osirisopto says:
      May 4, 2021 at 7:50 pm

      I don’t know about that, Scottie. I’ve got a feeling he’ll be praised in every post.

      Liked by 1 person

    • MDavis says:
      May 5, 2021 at 11:41 pm

      When the promo said “A place to speak freely and safely” that is meant for TFG only.

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:
    May 4, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    Ugh, there’s a prominent ‘DONATE’ button. The grift goes on.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. ali redford says:
    May 4, 2021 at 7:23 pm

    😊 Thank you all for going there so I don’t have to }}}shudder{{{

    Liked by 2 people

  5. roket says:
    May 4, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    Cute. Each post has a ‘share’ link to both Facebook & Twitter. Let’s see how long that lasts.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Ten Bears says:
    May 4, 2021 at 11:20 pm

    That’s just embarrassing, probably get more traffic than I do.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. CalicoJack says:
    May 5, 2021 at 2:43 am

    Howdy y’all!
    Did you know that you could set up a WordPress blog for FREE?!? The suckers! Free. Who could make money off of a free site?

    To get the free one, though, it isn’t as easy as you remember it. There are a LOT of questions. More than you could answer. Everyone is saying that his answers are best answers they ever received. They were even saying, “Sir! Sir! How do you know so much about this?”

    And, then there is the whole font thing. Many people don’t that you can change your fonts. When you do, though, there are many choices. But, he has the best fonts.

    So, don’t make fun of him for taking four months to set up his free WordPress blog.

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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  8. Buttermilk Sky says:
    May 5, 2021 at 9:19 am

    No cat pictures?

    Like

  9. MDavis says:
    May 5, 2021 at 11:40 pm

    Here’s some “silence and lies” for you.

    Free Speech has been taken away from the President of the United States because the Radical Left Lunatics are afraid of the truth, but the truth will come out anyway, bigger and stronger than ever before.

    “God, I miss the Silence”
    …
    Does anyone know what the deal is with that globe graphic in the video? It looks like it would fit right in for either the original King Kong or for Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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